Buddy Beaver, YOPB

(she/her)

[Buddy Beaver, YOPB @WindowDrama]

Sat June 3rd yours truly will be participating in a uniquely Durham event, The Beaver Queen Pageant! It's EXACTLY what it sounds like, and all proceeds go to support the Ellerbe Creek Watershed. Please check it out and tell your friends! https://t.co/lt62U3YXOA #BUDDYSAVES

[Buddy Beaver, YOPB @WindowDrama]

@dnlnwmn *raises hand*

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@shystph @jordansissel In fact just the other day it decided to break on and hwy on ramp. Full and total slamming on of the breaks to a complete stop. Once stopped it stayed locked for 5 seconds before it would move. The lady behind me almost joined me in the back seat. Scared the crap out of me.

[Buddy Beaver, YOPB @WindowDrama]

@EricBooth Yes

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I checked Indy, but it doesn't look like they broke the skin. His dogs got out before so I'm worried it's going to happen again. What if my parents had been walking him or he got badly hurt? I don't have any idea what to say to him. I worry I'm just going to start crying. Ideas?

[Buddy Beaver, YOPB @WindowDrama]

Was walking Indy tonight. 2 dogs came out of the bushes and started attacking Indy. I yelled for help. The owner showed up and collected his dogs. He didn't say much and then went back home. 1/2

[Buddy Beaver, YOPB @WindowDrama]

I love Wingspan and am so happy it's getting more attention!
@elizhargrave

https://t.co/xjdNlZgPWy

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@shystph @lovecrossbones Amazing option. I should know more Monday!

[Buddy Beaver, YOPB @WindowDrama]

I got carded buying beer (without a mask) at the grocery store. When I showed her my ID she said "Holy shit, I thought you were 26 at most". I don't even care if she was lying to make my day better, cause it totally worked!

[Buddy Beaver, YOPB @WindowDrama]

A perfect soft boiled egg! Today is a good day.

[Buddy Beaver, YOPB @WindowDrama]

@kjrevia Indy is willing to trip bitches, joint point him in their direction.

[Buddy Beaver, YOPB @WindowDrama]

It's comforting to be reminded I'm not bad or weird for feeling this way.

[Buddy Beaver, YOPB @WindowDrama]

I get up when phone says,
I take pills when phone says,
I sleep when phone says.

I log on when outlook says,
I go to meetings when outlook says,
I take lunch when outlook says,
I (mostly) log out when outlook says.

This is probably for the best as I can't be trusted.

[Buddy Beaver, YOPB @WindowDrama]

I case you aren't facebook friends with me.... I'll put this here too.

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@kjrevia You can hydrate with tequila yes?

[Buddy Beaver, YOPB @WindowDrama]

@dnlnwmn it might be time to redo your kitchen backsplash?

[Buddy Beaver, YOPB @WindowDrama]

@kjrevia @mattwolfe I think today he only gave the medal of freedom to 3 golfers... Could've been worse.

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@sterling_penny !!!

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It's not funny... But the phrasing made me snicker.

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