Kimberly Scott

Human. Muppet. Other.

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

@jk_rowling Hey, I have a question for you...What illustration will appear on the cover of the book entitled "Why Is J.K. Rowling A Big Dumb Bully Who Needs Help Because They're Strangely Threatened By Trans People?"

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

The #Dune trailer is giving me life. Big realization: I've loved it for the Bene Gesserit witches and sand worms. Like, if they told me the Dune movie was going to be three hours of Bene Gesserit intrigue and Planet Earth like coverage of sand worms, I'd be happy. #DuneMovie

[PYMNTS @pymnts]

Oh the wine humanity: Boston shop looks to bring natural attitude
(and expertise) to the party. @pymnts' conversation with @winebottega's @WineHuman (Kimberly Scott) https://t.co/AGlSKsd8Y2

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

Unsubscribing from emails now is like navigating a contract made in a ring of hell. First you have to find the link that's hidden to unsubscribe, then read a list of alternatives. If you choose the wrong option, you might not get more emails but lose your first born instead.

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

My Co-Star is weird. #mycostarisweird https://t.co/onfQrdrKVO

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

When the sheer volume of toxic male behavior combined with seasonal disorder just straight up drives you to shotgun Lucky Charms directly out of the box in a last ditch effort to create serotonin. https://t.co/HuoGgRBTFa

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

Don’t worry folks. Vacation Ben is having a great time. Despite my harassment. 😍❤️🎉 #pinkdrinks for #handsomehusbands https://t.co/7850v8JtgM

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

Ben is *so* excited about going on Spaceship Earth. https://t.co/iQBVyT3h8g

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

He was asking me for papers. I said they were in the mail. He asked if he needed to put me on a prison transport. I said I’d definitely have them soon and I’d rather not because I loved freedom. He told me good and told me to move along. #chattingwithtro… https://t.co/zvZEwrQh4o

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

What the actual...........so....cool....😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/7WBSnifi4s

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

I legit started to cry when I saw this full sized Millennium Falcon. https://t.co/kT75WBcSXv

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

Space Mountain rocked, now to rock this Mountain of Everest. New ride, who dis? 😬✊ https://t.co/SuZAw5Iyke

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

Just some casual 2:30 fireworks and some perfect weather. https://t.co/pWlLLadbLM

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

Disney Ride #1.) Will I panic like a child before I get on even though I always love it once I'm on? https://t.co/aBZHsAVLSZ

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

It's been a heckova decade. Let's all try to do what we can to make the next one better. This includes taking more silly photos btw. https://t.co/SRwfmvyMeg

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

Fridays are for performative femininity, research and protest. ✊😏 https://t.co/kklvzLVo7P

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

The new iPhone max pro eighteen thousand camera nonsense is pretty great for sunsets. Also when this is out your backdoor you can’t have winter blues. https://t.co/8LsIoN3ajo

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

It’s official: My soul is definitely a flapper. https://t.co/9C3xS7NMZq

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

Serving full Moira Rose from Schitt’s Creek today. https://t.co/Khr9CQt1a3

[Kimberly Scott @WineHuman]

Vintage fur didn’t go home with me this time but this store will get my money someday. A wonderland of couture level second hand. #renew #reuse #getfabulous #ecochic https://t.co/jCciPrkFVC