🍇“Welcome to Dawn Winery! My name is Connor, I’m a winemaker here. Are you here for a tour?”
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"Oh Master Diluc, please don't be mistaken;
I am EXCITED!!!!!!
It is about time!!"
"Please let me know if there's any way I can help! 😃😁
I doubt as much, but it's the least I can do, aside from wishing you this much:
GOOD LUCK!!" (๑•̀ ᴗ•́)૭✧
Connor.
[A little embarrassing to see such a shocked expression on the man's face!]
I.... am not getting any younger, as you know.
My father was already raising me at my age. By comparison, I can't help but feel that such a thing is a little overdue.
It's time:
MONDSTADT'S MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR is taking SUITOR APPLICATIONS!
Interested in wedding the richest man in Mondstadt? Please, sign up here!
[*Marriage will be non-romantic
*Muse AND mun must be 20+
*I'll DM to see if we vibe before I decide]
https://t.co/k5vkp5HthG
Re: owl photography...
1. Viral Inazuman (Japanese) owls in indoor apartments are nothing short of abused. Stop circulating these photographs.
2. If an owl is looking at the photographer, that photo was taken unethically and with a for-profit mindset, not for owl appreciation.
@Applelovinbard@EmbersAbsolve (🦜 295 grams, not bad!
But I wonder what the cutoff should be for fat fruit friday 🤔, since Kyoho grapes are 400-800 grams per bunch!
I found a list with a stupid amount of grapes in Indo, but I had no idea which your *common* table grape was 💀
https://t.co/k4Odu88DpQ )
🍇It's "Fat Fruit Friday" (as the kids say)!
Today I'd like to share with you the Inazuman KYOHO GRAPE! 😲
Unlike our grapes here at the Winery, Kyoho Grapes are massive! 🤩🍇 And they're typically not used for wine.
(First image = Kyoho Grape, second image = Wine grape!)
@Applelovinbard (🦜- *furiously researching indonesian table grape varieties* lol.
I want to say that it's bizarre that they're not labeled anything more than "purple/green grape", but I feel like thats not actually unusual here, too😣 They might have a brand, but the cultivar?
fugeddaboudit)
Wine grape:
Small, but mighty! The essence of our beautiful Winery, and a tasty little thing! 😋 (Though some say that the skins are an acquired taste)
Table grape:
Large, less concentrated flavor, but a good snack nonetheless 😋 More suitable for children's palettes 😃
@Applelovinbard (🦜- Kyoho grapes aside, there are lots of huge grape varieties including Muscadine, Pione (also from Japan), & many different table grapes that I might feature in future Fat Fruit Friday episodes 😎
I just picked the Kyoho today.
What types is your local grape variety?)
@Applelovinbard (🦜- Yeah, table grapes in general tend to be huge!! But the Kyoho grape was:
-1) larger than grapes I'm familiar with IRL and
-2) shared the same bitter skins as their wine-making cousins, making them suitable to share here :)
Your grapes are this big though???
(cont'd) )
As such, Inazuman Kyoho Grapes are traditionally served as desert, with their bitter skins peeled off, leaving only the sweet fruit behind. 🍇😋 (They're also used to flavor a variety of deserts!)
The best part in my opinion, however, is that the juices can be used in cocktails. 😃 Yum!
You can learn more here!
https://t.co/7lx9wUH84F
And here! (Look at those SKINS!!!!😲 WOW!🤩)
https://t.co/WPd5SCwLFH
@weirdgrownup@ventiIuvsyou ((Ackshually 🤓☝️ the visual for the umbertail falcon is based off of the grey-headed fish EAGLE
even alhaitham's constellation changes between eagle, vulture, and hawk depending on the translation. HYV does not bother properly identifying their birds of prey 💔))