Wingaz

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[Wingaz @Wingaz_]

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[𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒 @StretfordEndT_]

🚨🔴 BREAKING: Manchester United are seriously interested in signing Darwin Núñez in January.

Carrick wants a backup striker for Benjamin Šeško next season.

[@MatteoMoretto] #MUFC

[Ama @ama_underated]

PROTECT THE REAL DATA CENTERS

[Wingaz @Wingaz_]

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[N0RTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

When the judge sentence you to 5 Manchester United wins in a row.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Licha’s formal apology was expected because he has to remain professional. But we all know he doesn’t regret a single word he said.

[Wingaz @Wingaz_]

Complaining about PSG having squad depth and being smart with their calendar is crazy to me.

[FullTime Report @FullTimeX_]

🚨𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Top European clubs are set to file a petition to UEFA regarding PSG, the club rest their best players in league matches and uses them in champions league to give them double advantage, top clubs in Europe sees it as cheating.

Man City, Madrid, Arsenal Barcelona, Manchester united, Napoli and Bayern Munich are amongst the club that support this motion.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

“PSG would dominate the Premier League”

I dare them to rest players against Brighton, Aston Villa, Brentford and them man😂😂😂

[Izzy @Izzy_G_O_A_T]

4'- Noah Okafor

[Wingaz @Wingaz_]

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[sully @sullyexcl]

never seen united twitter this dead. everyone's given up on this club 😭

[Wingaz @Wingaz_]

Jin Woo absolutely dog walked Hwang 🫩 the Manhwa had my jaw dropped. 🫩

Jin Woo is a monster

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Lisandro Martínez does not want his contract with Manchester United extended.

He is looking for an exit from the club, and United also have doubts about triggering the option to extend it by another year.

— @TheAthleticFC

[𝐎𝐥𝐝 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐏𝐢𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬 @OTPipers]

🚨🎙️🗣️: Michael Carrick on Benjamin Sesko

“Sesko will be out for a long time. May be next year to fully see him play again, we have to take our time.

[@talk_SPORT]

[Wingaz @Wingaz_]

What is the plan then Wilcox? 🤦🏾‍♂️

We have not seen anything close to a plan.

[Bliss ❤️ @arinzechukwuab1]

🚨 JASON WILCOX HITS BACK AT LISANDRO MARTÍNEZ COMMENT! 🔴

Jason Wilcox 🗣️
“Martínez’s frustration is understandable, but his behaviour was unprofessional and may have consequences.

We might not have signed every player he wanted, but Manchester United will not abandon its transfer strategy to satisfy individual demands.

We have a plan. We want players who fit our project, not signings made just for the sake of it.

NO PLAYER IS BIGGER THAN MANCHESTER UNITED!

If Martínez has concerns, he should raise them professionally. We are building a team to win trophies, and that requires discipline, unity and respect.

[HoodRich $ @HoodRich4Pres]

She sent me $25 for lunch. I put that shit on Jaxon Smith-Njigba to score a touchdown. I’ll eat at my gma house

[🌏 @septemberpng]

im not good at pretending so i don’t.

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatedera]

“PSG scores the third goal vs man city”

The cameraman to Pep Guardiola in the stands 😭

[Wingaz @Wingaz_]

Yamal PR is proving that he definitely is a plant 😂

Especially seeing media outlets sensationalize everything related to him.

It's a joke ting.

[Wingaz @Wingaz_]

Wake up and smell the dew Craig Burley. Fuck sake.

Sometimes the message is way more important than the messenger.

[Craig Burley @craigburley]

Was it Jason Wilcox marking Solanke at the far post last Saturday 🤔

[sam ⛷️ @sambrazy]

Yamal PR has genuinely reached new levels. They are using one specific angle and chopping up frames to mask the fact the ball ricochets off the defender back to him

more slop for the goyim I guess

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

Just take your 3 points and leave us alone.