Lijen Young

Inter-dimensional warlock with wings. Come what may, I exist now between the spaces, protected by @SplinteredBlood. (Parody)

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

{Shakes my head, trapped beneath you for who knows how long now.}

Just sleep it off.

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

~Smiles and cuddles up on top of you~

Mmm comfy

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

{Huffs again, this time with the weight of you crashing down on me.}

Well thank heavens for that.

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

~Flops down on you~

I think I'm finally crashing

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

I’m not a menace. I can handle my caffeine.

{Huffs very loudly, despite my mind drifting back to dark times.}

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

~Laughs and pets through your hair~

I think between us it's you that's the real menace

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

{Squirms beneath you.}

I’m going to make sure no place in Japan serves you ever again!

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

~Straddles you and smooshes your face~

Yea I am!!!

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

AHHH! You are so in trouble!!

{Tumbles to the ground, knocking over my lunch.}

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

~Tackles you~

NEVER

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

Back away!!!!

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

ZOOMIES ARE HERE @WingedWarlock

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

{Strugggles feebly in your arms.}

Ugh! We’re banning coffee from the yurt.

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

~Tightens my arms around you~

Let me love you!

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

Let me go, Count Caffeinated…

{Struggles in your arms.}

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

~Chuckles against your neck and kisses your cheek~

I definitely am

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

{My eyes roll back and I groan out softly, but only for a moment before my senses return and I smack your shoulder again.}

You are relentless!

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

~Rubs my chest~

Oh? Even marks like this?

~Seals my lips around the spot I bit, sucking at your skin~

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

{Zaps your chest with a small spark of orange, shaking my head.}

If you leave marks… you’re sleeping on a rock.

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

~Bites up your neck~

You're tasty

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

Ouch! Ouch! {Swats at you.} See?! You see!!!

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

~Bites all up your arm~

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

NEVER! You bite.

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

LET ME BE FREE WITH MY CAFFEINE

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

NO! I say NO.

{Hides for the rest of eternity.}

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

HELLO CAFFEINE @WingedWarlock

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

I know…

{Smirking briefly, I return your soft and tender kiss.}

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

~Snorts a laugh and kisses your lips~

You're far prettier

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

{Shakes my head despite the smooshing.}

No, you’re as pretty as ever.

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

~Smooshes you~

Does it cross out??

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

Try it @SplinteredBlood! Squeeze me or something… I wanna see!

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

{Blinks up at you.}

What happened…?

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

~Smiles and brushes my fingers against your cheek~

Hi

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

{Looks up with a blank expression, just shaking my head because I’m stunned into silence.}

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

~Laughs and pulls you into my arms~

Lijen! Are you alright?

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

{Drops to the floor and passes the hell out.}

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

What do you think, @WingedWarlock? Does blonde suit me?

[Lijen Young @WingedWarlock]

{Claps.} I’ll hold you to that.

[Atlas @SplinteredBlood]

We can most definitely frolick