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[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

@delissio I am very disappointed. #WheresthePineapple

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

@RightsOfCanada This page should have at least 38.01 million followers. Am I right? #CharterofRights #IAmCanadian

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

Folded a load of laundry while it was still warm, does this mean I'm an adult now? #AdultingAndStuff #MustBeTurningThirty

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

Do hot dogs count as sandwiches? #Showerthoughts

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

Arranging a Pumpkin Massacre might be my favorite #PumpkinMassacre #PumpkinMaster #AmoungUs #BURTSUS #PurpleSUS

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

@CalgaryPolice good luck with the situation happening in Northeast Calgary and stay safe! Hope you guys can apprehend that guy safely.

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

@X929 Hope Calgary Sod Masters can fix this side too! #X929SadBackyard

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

@X929 Hope Calgary Sod Masters can fix my sad backyard! #X929SadBackyard

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

@CalgaryPolice What's the point of social distancing measures when people are camped outside of places like Costco in large groups, clearly not social distancing?

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

Put jeans on today... I feel so Fancy! #QuaratineLife #whoneedspantsanyway

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

Just spent the day designing and mapping out my #ApocalypseGarden

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

@jarpad Grocery store clerk?

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

Had a baby. Coffee is life now. #YYCbaby

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

It's so nice to be able to sleep comfortably again! Oh wait... Now my boobs are in the way! #postpartumproblems

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

Rest in Peaceful grumpyness #GrumpyCat.

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

@lethpolice To "euthanize?" You mean brutally attack and cause extensive suffering to an already injured and suffering, helpless FAWN by consistently hitting it with his service vehicle. He should be behind bars and you should all be ashamed.

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

Stew is basically a just gravy soup #randomthoughts

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

#nophoneforayear means I'll be probably get lost at least 6 times on my way to wherever. But then maybe I'll discover more of this city I've lived in for the past two years, and that wouldn't be so bad! #contest

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

Why are countries wide and not long? #Showerthoughts

[theAweSam @WinkFace91]

@X929 #MyNewYardWish is for the swamp to be gone and replaced with a beautiful lawn and vegetable garden!