Henry Winkelhake

Bleacher Bum, Big Blue Nation, Colts are back, Undiscovered talent, Aspiring playwright,

[Henry Winkelhake @WinkelHenry]

Only getting the Spanish broadcast on Peacock feels like maybe a not so great omen

[Henry Winkelhake @WinkelHenry]

I don’t like when people leave their cars with for sale signs in school parking lots over the summer.

Can’t explain it. Just doesn’t sit right with me.

[Team Ossoff @TeamOssoff]

Ossoff: Last September, the President of Kazakhstan calls Donald Trump and says he wants to grant tungsten mining rights to an American company. And the very next month, Eric and Don Jr. get a stake in the American company pursuing the mining deal.

Six days later, six days after Prince Eric and Prince Don get their stake, Kazakhstan announces this company will get, “The largest known undeveloped tungsten resource in the world.” A few more weeks go by, and then the U.S. government, run by their father, sets aside 1.6 billion of your tax dollars to fund and finance their mining project. In Kazakhstan.

All this while you pay more for gas, for groceries, for health care, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

[Henry Winkelhake @WinkelHenry]

Parenting is showing your 3 year old pics of old time scuba divers to scare him straight but he’s actually super into it

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@tedcruz You know the one with hundreds of mentions of the guy who talked dirt bad about your dad and wife. Same guy who you now kiss his ass bc you’re a spineless power crazed pathetic slime ball. That guy?

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@tedcruz Nice. Let’s see those Epstein files

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@nicksortor How are those tax cuts for billionaires going for the working people?

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@CoachMarkPope How do we get elite talent to play here?

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Awww da mail order bride doesn’t think Jimmy Kimmel is being vewy nice

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@KySportsRadio @PolacheckKSR Nothing but Netanyahu

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@nut_history U are

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@mattyglesias Same grace you extended to Obama (I mean Biden) I’m sure

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@tedcruz Yeah bc ONLY Dems gerrymander right, Teddy?

GOP is currently framing voter disenfranchisement as saving America if you need some non satire.

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@BBGreatMoments Miggy

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@SenRandPaul Is putting an absolute stooge in charge of HHS a long play for small government?

[Henry Winkelhake @WinkelHenry]

Ladies and gentlemen: The top health official in the United States

[Acyn @Acyn]

RFK JR: I was just reading about a dog that had cancer and his owner used AI to develop a personalized treatment that cured the cancer. We’re going to see that across medicine. We’re very excited about it.

[Henry Winkelhake @WinkelHenry]

@realBrandonGill Why? We have no official language.

Those who speak other languages have every right to participate in democracy that native English speakers have.

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@FBIDirectorKash How convenient… everyone who says you’re unqualified and doing a shitty job is lying.

[Rational Yankees Fan @rationalyankee]

The Padres are worth $3.9 billion. In a market where half the population are just service members waiting for deployment.

A Bud Light at Petco Park is $15, a lobster roll is $45 and they charge you that without ever having won a World Series.

None of these small market owners need your sympathy and they never did. Next time one of these owners complains about not being able to compete financially, they should have to yell it into a microphone while showing you their tax returns.

[Henry Winkelhake @WinkelHenry]

@DWPippy It’s right behind the DOGE checks, tariff checks and full release of the Epstein files