#vss365 The house is full of artificial #smells of nature.From every socket an aroma plug emits these false fragrances.Even in the kitchen there is a chemical scent of freshly baked bread.I can't stop myself from silently farting in every room leaving a trace of something real.
#vss365#limericks
Your #smell just won’t go away
It follows me round every day
People steer clear
They don’t want me near
Smelling like some carrion prey
#vssGhostTales His evilness clothes him.Demonic deeds wrap around his neck like a scarf. Blood drips from his finger tips the same #villainess red as his lips and eyes. He sniffs out his next victim.
#vss365#Taste this.
Do I have to?
Please.Your opinion matters to me.
(Mumble mumble. Muted screams)
It tastes foul doesn’t it but that glue is so strong I’ll never have to listen to your Asinine views again. (More mumbled screams)
#vss365 How was the blind date?
Ultra embarrassing.
Why? Was he ugly? A know it all?
No, it's just that he insisted that all #drinks were poured into a saucer so he could lap them them up like an animal. It was not a pretty sight altho' the purring was quite a comforting sound.
#vssGhostTales Cold sweat dripped down my back & fear had made me unable to move. Never in my life had I been this #terrified & as the vile spectres surrounded me I dredged up prayers I'd learned as a child in the vain hope that they would save me. I was engulfed as I said amen.
#vss365 There's chaos at the all you can #eat buffet due to a blockage in the works. Due to the loveliness of the food all the diners have doubled in size since entering & any elbow room has disappeared.People are jammed together & have become totally stuck in a tableau from hell
#limerickrhyme
The note said 'will you #kindly_donate
all objects and clothes that you hate
but because they're gift
make them clean and unripped
no more smelly rags or chipped plates'.
#vss365 "Books away and heads on desk. It's #sleep time". This was not a sentence I'd heard since nursery class & so I was taken by surprise when the university professor issued this command half way thru' a lecture. Still, a little nap did sound like a good idea.
#vss365
Sing me a lullaby to lull me to #sleep
for dreamland's the one land in which I don't weep
instead I soar high or swim in waters so deep
and watch for strange monsters wherever they creep
so I beg you once more please sing me to sleep