Winship Enterprises

W.E. is a business venture project specializing in profit.
Winship Enterprises: We'll sink your company.
Coming to a future near you...

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Checked at gate ready to fly out to board of directors meeting in Hawaii. No sign of CEO or Manager-Change Mid Lvl Mgt...but not surprised.

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BREAKING: Hush Fund advisor makes bold financial prediction that cost of living to top out and plummet within 10 years.

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Now seeking Contract Negotiator. Must be able to speak Pikey. Significant supply of dags considered an asset. #periwinklebluecaravan

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Now offering Confidential Couples Counseling. Tweet us your problems and we will retweet & repair your relationship at 140 characters or les

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Spent too much on Xmas gifts? Let us teach you how to talk to your kid about his performance review & manage gift expectations for 2012.

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"you could also try making yourself as small as possible by crouching instead of standing and waving?" #noseriouslywhereswaldo

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A sample of consulting we gave a client to ensure his success: "Try wearing camo clothing instead of red and white." #seriouslywhereswaldo

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Invest now for a chance to win 2 tickets to watch a Superowl! #Super Bowl

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@Jeryes Perhaps we can work something out?! We are working on a new font. If you buy in early, get it for dirt cheap!! #timsnewroman

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Now seeking a Reconnoisseur: an expert in reconnaissance who is responsible for determining how other businesses actually make revenue.

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W.E. reminds you not to drink and invest...unless of course you drink responsibly with one of our designated investors at Hush Funds Inc.

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Just in time for the new year! Winship ENT 2011 Year In Review Calendars now half price!

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What do you get for the person who has everything? Winship ENT shares! I guarantee you they dont have that!

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Down to a skeleton crew operation as staff was given time off to camp out in anticipation of the Dark Knight Rises in theatres July 2012.

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Now seeking corporate lawyer specializing in patent law. Must be willing to work pro bono...a lot.

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Title change revoked as well as company wide ban on any Bush era references.

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Plus when asked where the marketing director was all morning he received a sarcastic response of "Trouble locating the WMDs?!"

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CEO uncovered box of personalized nameplates with the acronym WMD on them.

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Today CEO discovered motive behind suspicious marketing director name change request to WinshipENT marketing director. Stay tuned...