Cassandra Groenendal

They call me Winslow. follow meh

[Cassandra Groenendal @Winslow__]

for all u #NewbiesAtTheGym: rule #268: DO NOT spray half a bottle of AXE men's body spray before going on the stepmill! #wanttopuke

[Cassandra Groenendal @Winslow__]

Merry Christmas #YaFilthyAnimals!

[Cassandra Groenendal @Winslow__]

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep thats how u wash a cup.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Helpful weight loss tip: Don't eat so much, you fat piece of shit.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you picked up a little mexican girl and screamed, "DORA! I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME"

[Cassandra Groenendal @Winslow__]

Drunken Hoes and Filthy Bros. Gotta love #Oktoberfest in good ol East County

[Cassandra Groenendal @Winslow__]

HEY, it's ok to think orange juice tastes funny without #champagne

[Cassandra Groenendal @Winslow__]

@PandaFBaby If your lucky you MIGHT get to see me #Oface

[Cassandra Groenendal @Winslow__]

@amanda_matson you must S some really good D. ;)

[Cassandra Groenendal @Winslow__]

Not a whole lot of raider gear today...interesting #BOLTS

[Cassandra Groenendal @Winslow__]

@PandaFBaby im still pissen n moaning! i hate you! ;)

[Cassandra Groenendal @Winslow__]

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. #SmallMinds discuss people.

[Cassandra Groenendal @Winslow__]

#DrunkPeople run stop signs, #HighPeople wait for them to turn green.

[Cassandra Groenendal @Winslow__]

get outa ur mind! @pandafbaby FUCK THIS SHIT GET OUTA UR MIND!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If you're age is on the clock, you're too young for the cock.

[Cassandra Groenendal @Winslow__]

#LetTheGoodTimesRollen

[Cassandra Groenendal @Winslow__]

wonder y Mexico is so good at the #OlympicDivingSection? b/c all the good athletes have already jumped, swam, or ran accross the border.#USA

[Cassandra Groenendal @Winslow__]

At work trying to #makethatdoh. No wonder they call me Homer

[Cassandra Groenendal @Winslow__]

HAPPY MUTHA FUCKERRRR!!!!!!!!

[Cassandra Groenendal @Winslow__]

@PandaFBaby WHAAAAAT is this avocado doing sitting here hanging out with us?