winston smith

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doyen of doublespeak
paladin of #nevertrump
partaker of 4d... nay, 5d chess

starting over after x whacked my prior acct of 1000+ follows. sigh

[Acyn @Acyn]

Biden: Putting his name on the Kennedy Center. Building an arch in his own honor. Even hiring his own pool guy to fix the reflecting pool.

Whoa. What a loser.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

America 250 was going to be like a World Fair that would have attracted millions of people.

But Trump stole the money, denied permits, & renamed it Freedom 250 so he could make it all about himself & Republicans.

Trump stole America's Birthday from you! 🤬

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Hey look, 1984 came to life

[amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17]

“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard troops as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATULATIONS TO DONALD ON HAVING THE SMALLEST CROWD IN RECORDED HISTORY. PEOPLE CALL ME EVERY DAY BEGGING TO KNOW HOW DOES HE GET SUCH PUNY CROWDS? IS IT BECAUSE HE'S BORING, OLD, STUPID, WHAT IS IT?!! I SAY IT'S ALL OF THE ABOVE BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE. YOU MUST BE CONSISTENT. DONALD GETS SMALL CROWDS EVERY SINGLE DAY. RALLIES, SPEECHES, STATE FAIRS. HE NEVER RESTS. IT WOULD BE EASY TO SAY, OK TODAY I'LL HAVE A BIG CROWD. BUT NOT TRUMP. AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM A TINY CROWD CHAMPION.

[winston smith @winston8smith]

@Acyn @atrupar Maga getting dressed for their national Trump Fyre Fair (apparently)...

[winston smith @winston8smith]

@RealDeanCain @LetLogicRule Everyone dressing for the national Trump Fyre Fair (apparently)...

[winston smith @winston8smith]

@MonicaCrowley @ShannonBream @FoxNewsSunday @Freedom250 Wow, that is the largest crowd I've seen yet... #trumpFyreFair

[winston smith @winston8smith]

@MonicaCrowley Ugh. And you wonder why people say MAGA is a cult...

[Jean-Claude Damn Van™ @ChaosAgent_42]

"...and now our cameras go to Trump's Great American State Fair for a live look at ... dafuqizzat!?"

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Why would it say "welcome" when passports are for US citizens??

[winston smith @winston8smith]

@RapidResponse47

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Trump’s “Great American State Fair” looks like a county fair that lost its funding halfway through construction.

I love this for him.

[John Aravosis 🇺🇸🇬🇷🏳️‍🌈 @aravosis]

This is the food court at Trump’s “Great American State Fair.” There’s nowhere to sit or eat here or anywhere in the entire fair. Families are literally sitting on the dirty ground to eat lunch.

[Marge Gunderson @CareyCareyyaya]

Trump's entire presidency is Fyre Festival https://t.co/A2hUnN9SMw

[Jimmy Heagerty @jimmyheagerty]

Fyre Festival pt. 2 😩

[𝕤𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕖𝕖™ @bitchbi45]

what in the Fyre Fest is this shit

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

Fyre Festival meets DC

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Here’s the Massachusetts pavilion at the Trump Fyre Fair, followed by Alaska, while Kansas went with a Wizard of Oz theme for some reason.
https://t.co/Zo6P74eZhK

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

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