Beagle Dog Boys

Two beagles living the perfect life: sniffing, eating, sleeping, pooping and barking. What else is there?

[Beagle Dog Boys @WinstonAndToby]

TOBY: You don't look well WINSTON: At 14.5 yrs, I think I'm nearing the end of the line: T: Don't say that W: It's ok, it's been a nice ride

[Beagle Dog Boys @WinstonAndToby]

WINSTON: Greyhound racing ends @ Twinriver TOBY: Amen. I used 2 run w/a greyhound, Zelda WINSTON: She was a Whippet & you were her kick toy

[Beagle Dog Boys @WinstonAndToby]

TOBY: I wish I was 1st dog Bo WINSTON: He's just an avg dog TOBY: Do you think he drags his bum on the Oval Office rug? WINSTON: absolutely

[Beagle Dog Boys @WinstonAndToby]

TOBY: Does Swine flu kill swine or just people? WINSTON: Dunno TOBY: Why is there Avian flu but not Canine Flu? WINSTON: go back to sleep.

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TOBY: I heard a Shiba Inu & a Belgian Malinois moved in down the street WINSTON: Are they friendly? TOBY: Beats the Shih Tzu out of me.

[Beagle Dog Boys @WinstonAndToby]

TOBY: I'm going Green WINSTON: so, you're going to reduce your carbon footprint? TOBY: No, my tummy hurts, I'm gonna eat grass until I ralph

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TOBY: I don't like the cheese Charlee Bears as much as the plain, the flavor doesn't suit my palate. WINSTON: You eat vomit . . . TOBY: true

[Beagle Dog Boys @WinstonAndToby]

TOBY: I got more bfast cookies than you, nyah. WINSTON: I am leaner, faster, smarter & better looking TOBY: I got more cookies than you did.

[Beagle Dog Boys @WinstonAndToby]

TOBY: Last night I dreamt I found my lost balls WINSTON: Your balls aren't lost they were surgically removed TOBY: I meant my tennis balls

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W: do you think we're like Vonnegut's 2 pcs of yeast suffocating in our own feces, never guessing we're making champagne? T: feces, where!?

[Beagle Dog Boys @WinstonAndToby]

TOBY: Rommel just P'd on our shrub, Lemme at him! WINSTON: He's a Doberman, he'd disembowel U. T: You think? W: Is a frog's ass water tight?

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Toby: *snnnnifff* ah, I love the smell of poop in the morning. Winston: For the 20th time, get your wet nose out of my bum.