Winstondog

I’m a dog. Called Winston.

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Conscious that I’ve not tweeted for a while. Been in Brussels doing some negotiating. And having dinner. Dogs dinner on both counts.

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If there’s a 2nd referendum, us dogs better be given a vote. It’s fair to say you humans have made a right dog’s dinner first time round and trust me, I should know.

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No comment

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Seriously?

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Brrrrr. It’s brass terriers out there ❄️❄️

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Can’t believe they had the audacity to accuse me of digging in the garden.

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I have been asked to become Brexit Secretary but have decided to have a nap instead.

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Lovely poached egg for breakfast this morning #lifegoals

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When they leave me home alone, they put Classic FM on. Dad says it’s because I’ll like Bach 😐. I daren’t tell them I prefer Chewkovsky.

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Seriously. Sand gets everywhere 😕

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Life’s a beach.

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Only one winner! 🏆🐶

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Sorry about the lack of recent tweeting. I’ve been busy getting mauled by a spaniel but all good now and ready for Halloween!

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Signed up with a modelling agency.

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I suppose you think that’s funny 🌧?

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Just after a beauty left hook. Always show them who’s boss #pickonsomeoneyourownsize

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Seriously. Why bother taking me to the skate park if you haven’t bought me a skateboard.

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Had feta cheese in my hair all night. Calling the RSPCA this morning.

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Pooped

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Took little sister to work in Leeds this morning and noticed what looks like a huge dog toilet at the bottom of the M621.