Winsty

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

I hope Liz Truss will now apologise to the school she said overlooked her potential

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Quite a sight in Parliament. Nadine Dorries is hysterical and attacking colleagues. Jacob Rees-Mogg is trying to calm her down and has poured her a whisky in the tea room repeating the words “Que Sera, Sera.” I’m in the corner with a glass of champagne trying not to laugh.

[Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy]

!! This is about Boris Johnson, so contains strong swearing !!

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[Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy]

New! For 15 years we had a rule not to swear by shortening the word "country". Two men made us break that rule, @kuntandthegang and @BorisJohnson

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[Craig Hall #GeneralStrike #Worldwide @w41gy]

@JonathanPieNews #PMQs

[Evolve Politics @evolvepolitics]

Nailed it.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Accurate.

[Ronan @x7ronan]

Dear @KTHopkins

Fuck off.

Thank you
Marcus Rashford

[Jessica @jessicazwebster]

I’m tight with my mum. But not buying lube and menopause tabs for Mother’s Day tight.

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

Boy it’s good we’ll soon be rid of all those unelected Eurocrats, eh

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

A Decade of The Tories. Boris is not to be trusted!
For info and tickets to see Jonathan Pie FAKE NEWS: 2020
go to https://t.co/MntUpOwc7m

https://t.co/63c9vgw7AY

[Senpai n mash @dranny78]

@JonathanPieNews swerve

[Stu Royall @stu_bot3000]

OH MY GOD 🔥🔥🔥

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

This is devastating. Just utterly devastating.

[Jamie Glackin @JamieGlackin1]

“What did I say?”

- “Don’t mislead the Queen.”

“And what did you do?”

-“I misled the Queen.”

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

I’d rather have a burgundy coloured EU passport than a blue coloured UK-only passport. I’d rather be an internationalist than an isolationist. Please retweet if you agree.

[Alejandro Negueruela @Alex_Negueruela]

My evening at the Houses of Parliament. #ReesMogg #NoDeal #DateNight #Parliament #Brexit #NoDealBrexit

[John Bull @garius]

I genuinely couldn't see how the scriptwriters of Brexit were going to top last season's finale when May left the show.

Boris Johnson calling a no confidence vote in himself and LOSING though? That'll win Emmys. https://t.co/v8db80J18Z