James Barnes

''When angels go bad they are worse than anyone else.'' --Gaiman

[James Bucky Barnes @WinterTrained]

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[James Bucky Barnes @WinterTrained]

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[James Barnes @WinterHasFallen]

Apartment's too quiet. A vacation is called for. Or a staycation. Hey @MotherOfSHIELD, be prepared for a fallen and his two cats!

[James Barnes @WinterHasFallen]

Sleeping in and I wake up to this. She obviously did something and is playing it innocent.

[James Barnes @WinterHasFallen]

@OnlySlower I think she read that over my shoulder because she just poofed mid-skip. So expect some company.

[James Barnes @WinterHasFallen]

@OnlySlower I will send her over to you so you can see for yourself.

[James Barnes @WinterHasFallen]

No. Seriously I can hear them-- DAMN IT FLUFFER. Your ventriloquism is /not/ funny.

[James Barnes @WinterHasFallen]

All of them calling me Uncle Jerk. I can hear it now. . . RT @OnlySlower: Oh my god. Little Steve's and Sam's.

[James Barnes @WinterHasFallen]

*opens the photo message, regretting it instantly and groans in exasperation, startling Sooty where he's being used as a pillow by Fluffer*

[James Barnes @WinterHasFallen]

*sends @TheDarkReactor the video of Fluffer flying around the room, a little Sooty kitten chasing underneath her path in a delayed way*

[James Barnes @WinterHasFallen]

@TheDarkReactor Only for you, Tony. Because I know you'd have revoked my friend license if I didn't. And no one would believe my story.

[James Barnes @WinterHasFallen]

@TheDarkReactor I actually squeezed her and she took off like one of those water jet packs. Zoomed around the room. Sooty chased after her.

[James Barnes @WinterHasFallen]

@TheDarkReactor Hah! Yeah. Super water retention.

[James Barnes @WinterHasFallen]

Sink had a drip while Fluffer was sleeping. Woke up to her five times her size. Imps work like gremlins, right?

[James Barnes @WinterHasFallen]

So this is a thing that happened. She's been like that for a couple hours now. Perfectly content, too.

[James Barnes @WinterHasFallen]

@NeverGraced Mm, I think I remember how cozy it is there. *smirks and leans in to kiss her* Go get comfy. I'll get the ice cream.

[James Barnes @WinterHasFallen]

@NeverGraced *snaps his eyes up to her face and not the content looking, now fur naked, kitten and smiles* Nope. He looks comfy there.

[James Barnes @WinterHasFallen]

@NeverGraced *just stares for a moment, Fluffer's indignant huff audible as she climbed up his leg then back to perch on his shoulder* Sure.

[James Barnes @WinterHasFallen]

@NeverGraced Found it! *appears with the sock in question and scoops up Sooty, depositing him and chuckling at the little meow he gives*

[James Barnes @WinterHasFallen]

@NeverGraced I want to laugh but then he looks up at me like "why" and I'm so conflicted. I'm putting him in a sock to keep warm.