𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔

I've wasted too much time, but not anymore. @AvengingShrew 💍
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[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

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[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

Steve behaves? Don't make me laugh

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

Listening to true crime pod casts is frustrating... I don't need to listen to an hour of some dude blabbing on about a case, I can tell you in five minutes who did it..

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

Who needs sleep anyways

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

@AvengingShrew Offended

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

Ands hes waiting with open arms (and half closed eyes) for his girls.

[ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 @AvengingShrew]

Nope, she's done. She and Eevee are mugrating into bed and the warmth of the one and only, James Buchanan Barnes.

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

He almost looks like a panda and a clown had a baby

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

NOooo no no no she needs sleep.

[ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 @AvengingShrew]

[Blinks.]

Guess Eevee and I are getting high on chocolate milkshakes tonight.

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

.... But I do love you?

[ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 @AvengingShrew]

Oh no, you don't get to sweet talk me after that.

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

I love you

[ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 @AvengingShrew]

. . .

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

Yes?

[ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 @AvengingShrew]

. . .So, like DoorDash cash?

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

... It a payment for your upcoming nightshift

[ᵀʰᵉ 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙬 @AvengingShrew]

Bucky sent me baby money...

I'm confused—

Is it like ransom money?

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

Just so the world's aware, everything is either Steve or natashas fault. There is no in between.

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

... You wanna steal his wife?

[𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗦𝗛𝗔. @OfWidowsPast]

Yeah sure thing. As much as I plot to steal his wife, I’m not going to push him off a cliff.

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

(pulling out his phone, he scrolls down the timeline until he finds it)

https://t.co/XqePKXnab2

[(hiatus.)ᅠ✧⃟☾⸺𝕭̵𝖑̵𝖆̵𝖈̵𝐤̵ᅠSωαηᅠ🝯ᅠ @erstwhilerots]

It's called banter, Barnes. A little touch of dry humour. A bit of a back and forth.

And definately not deflection from you.

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

I know how easily offended people can be...

[(hiatus.)ᅠ✧⃟☾⸺𝕭̵𝖑̵𝖆̵𝖈̵𝐤̵ᅠSωαηᅠ🝯ᅠ @erstwhilerots]

. . .

And you're being very cagey about showing me it, y'know.

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

Yes, I dunno, push Clint off a cliff or something?

[𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗦𝗛𝗔. @OfWidowsPast]

Wow thanks for reminding me. Next time someone needs to make a sacrifice for the greater good, I guess I’ll let someone else do it.

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

...

It's on social media... And it's catchy.

[(hiatus.)ᅠ✧⃟☾⸺𝕭̵𝖑̵𝖆̵𝖈̵𝐤̵ᅠSωαηᅠ🝯ᅠ @erstwhilerots]

I am curious to hear the song that has Bucky fuckin' Barnes singing "Don't put banana's in my butt"

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

Dying isn't healthy you know.. Trust me, I've done it at least 3 times.

[𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗦𝗛𝗔. @OfWidowsPast]

Well it sure did a lot of things to me, dying on another planet.

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

Death doesn't stop ageing

[𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗦𝗛𝗔. @OfWidowsPast]

Well I was dead for a bit, so I’m definitely not 90…

[𝑳𝒊𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 @WinterUnbroken]

....

Whhhhhy?

[(hiatus.)ᅠ✧⃟☾⸺𝕭̵𝖑̵𝖆̵𝖈̵𝐤̵ᅠSωαηᅠ🝯ᅠ @erstwhilerots]

. . .

Well now you gotta show me the song.