WIFE: Can you empty the dishwasher?
ME (editing a video of the Iranian Consultative Assembly chanting "Death to America" to make it look like they're singing "Mr. Brightside"): Kinda busy right now.
We have declassified a picture of the wonderful dog (name not declassified) that did such a GREAT JOB in capturing and killing the Leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi!