Local Pharmacist ☁️

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[𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 ❄️ @_1alfred]

Once yo girl get a work boyfriend she ain't gon call u on her break no more 😭😂😂

[Brad “Backwood” Birch @brad_birch69]

Female friend got drunk last night and sent me her titties #whatdatmean

[grootman @_sameolg]

???

[ٰ @notsorealfgs]

once you fuck enough, the thrill of chasing pussy gets nerfed

[𝕻𝖗𝖊𝖚𝖉𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊 @ByzantineMerc]

Told the Jewish girl with double Ds at the Holocaust museum

“It was at least 20 billion”

She then rolled up her sleeve and gave me her number

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

slut shaming? no I’m a slut encourager. take those titties out for me bae

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Pablo Escobar's friends destroyed an entire city to get him out of jail,

Some of your friends are texting your girl.

Watch your circle closely.

[The Long Investor @TheLongInvest]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the lower $ETH can go, the lower its risk.

Repeat this to yourself

[Prateekaaryan 𝕏 @AaryanPrateekX]

‘I can’t block the guy who raped me because I knew him’; what an absurd justification.

[paranoid memeist @paranoidist_]

How your gf looks at you when you point out her sister lost some weight

[Luda🧸 @Ludathygoat]

Petite girls take dick so well it should be studied😮‍💨

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

Women will be like “I need to feel safe to have sex” and then date a man who beats them

[KARMAKHIZ @karmakhiz01]

Okay, No problem 😂

[Anthony 🇺🇸 @Anthony_TeraHz]

How your girlfriend looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2022

[༒︎ 𝓢𝓐𝓥𝓐𝓖𝓔𝓡 ༒ @SAVAGERX23]

Got humbled by a facebook marketplace buyer today

[𝐶. @itscelyunique]

i was on his dick so bad

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

He fucked up the 2 man

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

niggas will eat the pussy then put a condom on like bro, you already ate the aids.. Its safe