Chick Norris

If only I had known then what I know now

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Don't look up.

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@Keir_Starmer Are you talking about politicians?

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@chrissaccoccia1 👍

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@clownworld Wow she got tits on both sides

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@bobscartoons 👏 100%

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@elonmusk Maybe we want areas without mobile phone connectivity. Ever think about that?

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@SandraWeeden Flu jab kills 50k, they put the deaths down to the 'flu that the jab failed to save them from'.
Clever.
I'm off to buy me some shares in vaccine companies.

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@DrHenryEaly They're unlikely to be 'releasing' anything as that would be indiscriminate and might get 'them'. Much more likely to be something hidden in a seasonal jab as that can be controlled and targeted. Flu and covid jab season right now. Just saying.

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@DiedSuddenly_ 'Correlation not causation' is fine for getting jabs EUA'd and claiming efficacy etc, but not when it comes to deaths or injuries in the jabbed. Then you have to 'prove' it (using ScienceTM).

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@CartlandDavid Definitely contrails not chemtrails. The pilots must've just forgotten something and had to head back.

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Freakonomics, from The Cooperative

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@voicesunheard '...simplify the execution of the infant...'

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@molsjames But how much worse would it have been without the rna spike protein manufacturing instructions having been injected?!

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@sajidjavid A year? I never complied with your absurd rules for a day. Nor will I when you try it again.

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@BorisJohnson @LondonFire Its hot but I didn't see any fires.

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@RNCResearch "Insane president appoints insane people to influential roles." As if that would ever happen lol.

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@beverleyturner At least driving up the A1 was a pleasure for once.

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@ianmiles @Luvstoospooj Flaws! Wow.

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@joanybaby77 @Luvstoospooj Durr it's just water vapour.
Now, pass me that syringe I've got covid and need another vaccine to make it better. Cuz my telly said so.

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@MatthewStadlen What about multi vaxxers who keep getting covid and have a Ukrainian tenant banging their other half, and geoengineered hot weather bed wetters? Pretty sure there's 100pc crossover there too.