Danger Mouse

All tweets here strictly exist in a cycle 2 minutes before & 3 mins after posting, beyond which they become irrelevant.

[Danger Mouse @WireOnTap]

People who are happy,
How do you do it.
Really.

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I have become what i feared the most.
I slipped once, I slipped twice. I kept on slipping.
I dragged the person who loved me the most, through it all.
I am an excuse. A recluse. I need to vanish and rebuild myself. I hope i can do it different. Honestly, I don't know if i can,

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Yup. Still the same

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Ever wake up in the middle of the night thinking,
Who the fuck am I. And is this what I am supposed to do.

#selfcare
#TuesdayBlue
#tuesdaymotivations

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@network_phil Only when other bearded men in the room too stroke their beards subconsciously, does one truly grasp the idea of a multicast.

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One night you wake up to realize that the movie Dark City is technically one night during a maintenance window.

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Smiles in grinch.

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Ateet ko peeche chodke,
vartaman ke aur rukh moden,
taapmaan aur mausam dono bigadne wala hai.

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One night, I found myself wandering inside a shell of my previous self.
Furious at what i had become, I leaned in anger to yell.
But as my head tipped down, shoulders slouched, i whispered in his ears, "Thank you for protecting me.
It takes courage to wait till I got strong."

[Danger Mouse @WireOnTap]

RE-start
RE-build
RE-invent
RE-group
RE-live
RE-vive
Most importantly
RE-st.

[Danger Mouse @WireOnTap]

Philosophies when you open a Math Book:
#mathphilosophy #1

Our general assumption about assumptions is wrong.

An assumption should only initiate your process.
If it tweaks the results, Its a bad assumption.

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Rookie Mistake.
You first play the Yellow Reverse Uno card, then the green reverse card.
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Then The 2 Plus Fours and have the referee banned for the remainder of the Tournament.

[OneFootball @OneFootball]

🟨 @max_fosh really hit legendary referee Mark Clattenburg with the Uno reverse card during the @Sidemen charity match 😭🔄

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I miss the 5.3-6.9 rated @imdb movies.
Not great, but just good enough to get you through the weekend.

#SaturdayMood

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The difference between a PowerPoint and a blackboard is one can change the narrative without validation from the room.
#toiletseatphilosophy

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@NoContextHumans Can I get some Napkins

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Time wounds all heels. Or something to that extent.

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Sometimes, one must break the beaker to snap out of an iterative stagnation.

#Toiletseatphilosophy

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I repeated the same quote "Try and try until you succeed" every chance I got for 3 years at the school assembly.
Till one day, a teacher noticed it and asked me why?
I replied "I've succeeded".
No matter how small, There is always a payoff.
#monday
#Toiletseatphilosophy

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A morning vent session is like a great bowel movement. It makes for an even better day.
#toiletseatphilosophy

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The more you search for it, the further away from you it gets.
It’s when you stop you looking for it, you truly find it.

True for peace, true for your ID-badge after a long weekend.

#toiletseatphilosophy

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If you put in the right leg first, but read from the left, Which foot is the Flip and which one is the Flop.