Anything is achievable when fueled by a strategic blend of intellectual chaos, and snacks larger than my head. No parental supervision necessary. parody.
I discovered what I assumed was a speck of dust in my water was revealed to be a spider. Through a series of increasingly unfortunate realizations, I have also concluded that I had already consumed the water beforehand. Please respect my privacy as I navigate this difficult time.
Strange. Today feels significant somehow. Like I’ve forgotten an important date involving a very grumpy man and an alarming number of years spent tolerating each other. You’re buying dinner this time, I also expect appetizers.
Life update: several birds gathered around me this morning with alarming confidence. I’m choosing to believe I’ve been accepted into a Disney Princess apprenticeship program and not that they’re planning something.
AJ Lee reveals mental health protection is included in her WWE contract
“I couldn’t even reveal my diagnosis 10 years ago, but now it was like a part of my contract… That is a really cool, beautiful thing. I hope all sports can incorporate that”
(via The Match-Up)
Three very composed adults standing together, dressed appropriately, making eye contact with the camera like we’ve never collectively entertained a bad idea in our lives. This is growth. This is maturity. This is also a group chat waiting to happen. Call me, by the way.
I borrowed a very dramatic piece of gear and immediately understood why it comes with theme music. There is something about wearing it that convinces you’ve made excellent life choices and should probably walk through fog for emphasis. Yes, my neck still hurts from wearing this.
I wasn’t even hungry five minutes ago, but the moment I thought about food, it became a full investigation. Now I’m opening cabinets I’ve already checked like something new might appear out of respect for my determination. HELP @LosersNeedLuck!