Crystal Sturgis

Dog mom. Wife. PA. NOLA lover. Camping enthusiast. Summer girl.

[Crystal Sturgis @WiscoCrystal]

@ForestRiverRV. We bought a brand new $70k 5th wheel less than 3 years ago. The front frame is failing. Somehow they're not responsible.

[Crystal Sturgis @WiscoCrystal]

@SenRonJohnson

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@WBAY Well, he got the landslide part correct, but that's about it.

[Crystal Sturgis @WiscoCrystal]

@SenRonJohnson @WBAY This is on you and your cronies, "senator" Johnson. Your treasonous actions have left blood on your hands.

[Crystal Sturgis @WiscoCrystal]

First time on a plane since March Unimpressed. From the guy across my aisle who didn't realize his nose is part of his respiratory system to the unmasked mama doing laps up and down the aisle with her drooling crawler, I expected a more from @SouthwestAir. Enforce your rules!

[Crystal Sturgis @WiscoCrystal]

@clentdc @FirenzeMike @realDonaldTrump 243,000

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This. When the rest of the world celebrates, you know we did a good thing.

[Crystal Sturgis @WiscoCrystal]

@lundah Blaspheme!

[Crystal Sturgis @WiscoCrystal]

So that's how elections go in 2020? Calling dibs?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (which won’t allow legal observers) the State of Georgia, and the State of North Carolina, each one of which has a BIG Trump lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Michigan if, in fact,.....

[Crystal Sturgis @WiscoCrystal]

Yay New Mexico!!!

[Yahoo News @YahooNews]

New Mexico becomes the first state to elect all women of color to the House https://t.co/C5iEq12UwY

[Crystal Sturgis @WiscoCrystal]

@sturgie19 I never shovel, so...

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@sturgie19

[Crystal Sturgis @WiscoCrystal]

Why did summer have to end?

[Crystal Sturgis @WiscoCrystal]

And also, science.

[Crystal Sturgis @WiscoCrystal]

Dumbass Dog Wearing Face Mask All Wrong https://t.co/z2HAfLzYUo via @theonion

[Crystal Sturgis @WiscoCrystal]

@BoKnowsNews @JoeBiden @CBSNews Her title is Physician Assistant, there is no apostrophe. Please correct it.

[Crystal Sturgis @WiscoCrystal]

@Goofypetsco I never received my order that was placed on May 1 and no one will respond to my emails.

[Crystal Sturgis @WiscoCrystal]

@TravelingVeg you have a smile that lights up the room!

[Crystal Sturgis @WiscoCrystal]

I mean, he's not wrong.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

if you start leaving the house again. who will be around to say. ohhh big stretch. every time i do a stretch