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[Lewis 🇺🇸 @WiscoLewis]

@financeguy725 The guys who need paid daily are always a problem

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@fried_egg_golf https://t.co/OetLoG9R6J

[Kein Mensch Kein Tier @KampfmitKette]

Your lower back as soon as you turn 30

[Lewis 🇺🇸 @WiscoLewis]

@dudesanchekquf @errectusdennis A lot better imo

[Lewis 🇺🇸 @WiscoLewis]

@stoolpresidente @katie_moats

[Lewis 🇺🇸 @WiscoLewis]

@lance_corporate They still send birthday cards like this never happened

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

I love when your mortgage provider is in the courting phase and talking about how amazing you are, what a magical fit the two of you would be together, and promising a lifetime of fidelity and joy.

Then three hours after you close they shoot you an automated e-mail that says, "Hey man, BIG NEWS! We sold your loan to MUDFLAP MORTGAGE & TAXIDERMY in Paducah, KY. If you have any questions, call them lol Best of luck!"

[Cody Main @cmain7]

Stop calling me a stay-at-home husband. I’m a self-employed quantitative risk analyst focused on event-driven securities

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

LinkedIn: You appeared in 25 searches!

Me: Why?
LinkedIn: Can’t say.

Me: By whom?
LinkedIn: It’s a secret

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

Remarkable onboard footage from a Ukrainian Yak-52 backseat gunner shooting down Russian Shahed attack drones from an open cockpit with his rifle.

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

50 days from right now…

[Lewis 🇺🇸 @WiscoLewis]

@millerswhizzer Might as well be a club builder at this point

[Lewis 🇺🇸 @WiscoLewis]

@Prime_Asthetic Bambino

[Tim Sheehy @TimSheehyMT]

As a former waterbomber pilot who used to lead an aerial firefighting fleet, I can tell you “send help” is an extremely dishonest framing by the Canadian government.

The Canadian government routinely blocks U.S. firefighting companies from attacking fires in Canada, while aggressively sending their government-subsidized aircraft to the U.S. to earn commercial rates from the U.S. taxpayer. It’s big business for them and they run it like a Chinese protectionist racket.

[Lewis 🇺🇸 @WiscoLewis]

@GGadsen32150 @WatchesWinWars How do you like this watch?

[Lewis 🇺🇸 @WiscoLewis]

@MorganLaidler Figure it out.

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Thinking about football.

[Lewis 🇺🇸 @WiscoLewis]

@blueprintsmb22 Kids are healthy. Wife is happy. Worth it brother