I am the Zombie Woof

Funky down to my toenails! I'm your Chitlins Foo-Yung The Ham-Hocks in your CornFlakes! Just confetti in my hair to break my fall!! Godless w/o apology/pride

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@AdamSchefter Overdue

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@ReflectiveGils @MLFootball Unrelenting Doushbaggery

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@MLFootball That psychopath keeps his "boyish glow" by starting every day with his favorite PED

Fresh Squeezed Puppy Blood

The real GOAT

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@Dust_Vikings @Vikings The Skol Chant is so watered down by weak half-hearted fans- let's not confuse them too

I applaud attempts to fix it and tbh I like RO! Far more than SKOL!

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@VinnysCorner1

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@WorkElizab In what real life scenario would anyone know an intruder is unarmed?

So-

Allowed? Yes

Burglars break in when nobody's home Intruders break in when you're home- assume the worst

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@harperlee789 Happy

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@ArnoldJanikows1 @DailyNorseman Yer nutz.

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@OleTimeHardball Hell no

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@adampatrickNFL @fashion_nfl One tweek that would improve Vikings uniform-

Don't let JJ McCarthy wear one

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@adampatrickNFL @fashion_nfl Nope.

They've tried grey white and purple

Black is best

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@WorkElizab You married me.

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@otokyo Restraint

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@KhanSaba1278 Spooge

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@Monica55dzrh ☠️🥛☠️

https://t.co/qUQW9l0nC6

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@VinnysCorner1 I'd say Joe Buck & Cris Collinsworth but...

I'm terrified they'd be replaced by someone even worse

Everyone else is easily avoidable

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@lady_valor_07 What's the collective noun for penises?

My votes

Stand or Hanging

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@lady_valor_07 Sounder

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@Avabelly__ A panther...a dreaded panther chameleon

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@cutiieepie6 You're right it's bad form You know what's worse?

Crying about it like a pissylittlebitch

It's an inconvenience not your personal apocalypse

You took a job working for tips doing so you agreed to get some shitty tips

Quit it