Delaney S-K

she/her. pastor. patriarchy smasher. home chef 👩🏼‍🍳

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to all the open sleighs operating with more than one horse, dashing through the snow fast as shit and whatnot.

[Delaney S-K @WisconsinDels]

“if Mr Trump was re-elected in November, "this dark, horrifying, unwatchable fever dream will surely be the first line of America's obituary."

Presidential debate: How the world's media reacted - BBC News https://t.co/Dd5dKxaMfC

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The only gender reveal party that interests me is the one at the end of a Shakespeare comedy where everybody who's been crossdressing up until this point dramatically reveals their disguise and gets married to a duke or lord

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Tonight I told my mom about the trump boats capsizing at the parade in Texas last week. Her response: “Jesus was tired of them”

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The worst part of online class: before class banter on zoom. I didn’t even get here early and somehow we’re taking about the old people’s travels to Africa

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@EmilySeitz 😂😂😂 classic dave

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Someone who used to treat me badly was also really into mindfulness. Thus I thought the whole thing was bs. But now we’re just in a months long mindfulness exercise. God likes to think she’s funny

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Stop the world. I wanna get off

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@DavidBauser Always with the jokes.

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Often when I express clear thoughts and opinions in public spaces, men come to me individually and try to coddle me. As though my thoughts are emotionality to be soothed. This is paternalism. Don’t do it. To anyone.

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Something is happening. This is so amazing https://t.co/MXhNoaT1uw

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Admiration. Colin Kaepernick starts legal defense fund for protesters arrested in Minneapolis https://t.co/iU6f0Pdcha

[ELCA Lutherans @ELCA]

"Ahmaud Arbery, Breonna Taylor, Dreasjon (Sean) Reed, and George Floyd were our neighbors," writes the ELCA Conference of Bishops in a statement reaffirming the ELCA's commitment to combat racism and white supremacy.
#BlackLivesMatter #EndWhiteSupremacy

https://t.co/Ftly93Yb6i

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@DavidBauser No no no.

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Partway through our walk yesterday Matt pulled a green jolly rancher out of his pocket and handed it to me. This person brought me my favorite jolly rancher flavor on a walk. True love.

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I’ve been feeling like a bad person because we’ve been in our house for a month and we’re not helping anyone. We don’t volunteer, we don’t make masks. We just stay home and do our jobs and try not to go insane. Is anyone else feeling the guilt?

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Tiger king...

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Beginning the ciabatta process!

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Having to work immediately upon daylight savings time may be reason enough for a career change... SO TIRED

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The world is depressing. This is not

[soviet soldiers dancing @communistbops]

just dance - lady gaga