The Wisconsin Wasp

Dubbed “Great Value Babylon Bee.” Wisconsin satire joking about politics. Submit headline suggestions to [email protected].

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“Fiscal Bureau, what do you mean LaTonya couldn’t keep their attention without me?”

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Dig deep, still trash.

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“Can I buy a vowel?” asked @BrianSchimming.

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He was caught practicing saying “we don’t kill sheep, we kill wolves” in the mirror.

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“I’m sorry, the old Mike can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Cause he’s retired!”

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Evers’ next budget will include a tax credit to send more hogs to graduate school for degrees in social work and therapy.

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Judases!

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Flo from Progressive might be more conservative.

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“Who needs that many bedrooms?” scoffed @HeartlandSignal.

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This ain’t Texas.

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Bankrolled by none other than Dick Uihlein.

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Be curious, not judgmental.

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“Tammy Baldwin won’t see what’s coming,” said spokesman @benvoelkel.

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Comment ❤️ for innocent and 😡 for guilty.

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Everything. They’re giving up everything.

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Luckily Hamas has plenty of USA-made weaponry in stock.

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“When you’re explaining, you’re losing,” Speaker Vos commented.

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“You’ve got 17,000 emails.”

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It appears LeMahieu’s audition for the Tavern League is going well.

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“Alderperson” Jonathan Brostoff will be introducing the proposal for the City of Milwaukee.