Levi Abrams

professor of anarcho alcoholism @ ithaca college

[Levi Abrams @WiseBeers]

Just imagine if qb killer tomlin never got his hands on him smh…

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

This ROCks!

📺: WSOC
📻 : @997TheFox
📲 : In-market in the Panthers app

[Levi Abrams @WiseBeers]

GTA leak, Jaden Newman leak, can’t wait to take a leak after drinking 26 beers tn

[Levi Abrams @WiseBeers]

Pitt will either win 10 games this year or 4. No in between

[Levi Abrams @WiseBeers]

@39_Matt @VexPith All of them. If you believe all 10 victims are lying then I have a compound on Little Saint James to sell you

[Levi Abrams @WiseBeers]

Epstien State University

[The Truth Matters @VexPith]

Joe Paterno's 100th birthday would be this year & #PennState should be celebrating it this football season. Instead PSU caved in a moral panic & threw him under the bus back in 2011. Thanks to @Zigmanfreud we now know there was no cover up & Paterno & Sandusky are innocent

[Levi Abrams @WiseBeers]

Nuking bobby mo to win the horizon league regular season if this happens

[All Hail Cullen @allhailbball]

NEWS: Florida Transfer Guard Xaivian Lee has expressed interest in Robert Morris University after receiving another year of eligibility from the NCAA, he told @allhailbball

Lee averaged 6.4 Points and 2.4 Assists in 5 Games with the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Source: All Hail Cullen’s Instagram Comment Section

[Levi Abrams @WiseBeers]

@VexPith Ziegler is a David Paulides-esque snake oil salesman who works backwards from his conclusion and tells you mouth breathing, paint chip eating freaks whatever is reverberating in your sad, repulsive echo chamber. PSU fans are the MAGA CFB, pedophilia and arrogance included

[Levi Abrams @WiseBeers]

@EERSNATION Poverty program🤣

[Levi Abrams @WiseBeers]

Swimming in the Mon is bad enough, although we’ve all done it. But EATING a fish from that river is ludicrous

[Ira Gorawara @IraGorawara]

Pat Narduzzi has plenty to worry about before Pitt’s season kicks off.

Apparently, keeping one of his receivers from eating a 5-to-6 pound bass he caught in the Monongahela River is now on the list.

Tyreek Robinson and Narduzzi gave me the full story. Free link below.

[Alex - UConn 2027 National Champs @aburks41]

Dan Hurley is rewatching the Duke game this morning and laughing at them 🤣🤣

[Levi Abrams @WiseBeers]

Dare I say the hair is better than Kenny’s??

[ACC Network @accnetwork]

The talent is elite ... so is the hair.

Mason Heintschel is ready for year 2 with @Pitt_FB 🏈

[Levi Abrams @WiseBeers]

Too early for pumpkin beers?

[Levi Abrams @WiseBeers]

Wvu’s best team in school history lost to one of pitt’s worst team in school history btw

[Ryan McIntyre @Moneyline_Mac]

Softest play in the history of football

Fake Slide because the defender can’t touch the QB due to the ridiculous soft ass rules put in place to protect QB’s.

Of course it was by the softest program in America. Only way they can win anything.

[Levi Abrams @WiseBeers]

New meta is using a condom as a bookmark and reading in public

[Brighton Bateman @AmericanSicko_]

Dude 😂😂😂 this is so EPIC 😹😹😹 College football is LIFE 🔥🔥🔥 my friend tried to get MARRIED 🤮🤮🤮 on a SATURDAY 😱😱😱 in SEPTEMBER 😡😡😡 so I KILLED him 😂😂😂 now I can watch MEMPHIS vs TULANE 🤩🤩🤩 and listen to PAT MCAFEE 🐐🐐🐐 They just don’t get it! 🏈🏈🏈

[Levi Abrams @WiseBeers]

Whole family full of lolcows #nuke

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Julian Newman’s dad says his daughter, Jaden Newman, is the best ball handler in their family.

“On the internet, they say Jaden does”

[Levi Abrams @WiseBeers]

First ballot chud hall of famer😭

[Angleton’s Orchids @AngletonOrchids]

Bro

[Levi Abrams @WiseBeers]

Definition of ferda

[New York Post @nypost]

Dad busted in Penn State frat bro cocaine trafficking ring case is prominent Pittsburgh lawyer https://t.co/6xkam93Zrz

[Levi Abrams @WiseBeers]

@StevenEsquire The People’s Republic of Greenfield will lead the next cultural revolution

[Levi Abrams @WiseBeers]

Wedding @ penn state. Everyone is telling me I’ll love the showers #whatdatmean