Wise County

Everyone's favorite county.

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Wow, we sure haven't tweeted in a while.

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It's true, you know.

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Most of SWVA doesn't even know who Maya Angelou is... #swvaproblems

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Woman in Black??? Wasn't that just a failed horror movie a few years ago? #WiseCounty #OhNoSomeoneIsDifferent

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SWVA, where people still wear their cell phones on belt clips

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Anything new happening around here?

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Long time, no see, Wise County (I'm thankful).

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Send us some #WiseCountyConfessions by emailing us or messaging us on Facebook! #WiseCounty

[SWVA Problems @SWVAproblems]

We're still calling a road 15 years old the "new road"

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You might be from #WiseCounty if... you constantly run into Ralph Stanley around town.

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Saw a drive way yesterday with a sign that read, "Grand Pa Drive". #WiseCounty #SWVAprobs

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People down the road have a toilet in their yard with plants growing in it. #swvaproblems

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I've accepted that "tomar" means tomorrow.

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Wow, I really haven't tweeted in a while. Oh well. #WiseCounty

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LOL, sharing this because it's too funny to pass up. Thanks to mattsquatch66 for the photo http://t.co/vhVb8MQ1xd

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People in Wise County should really stop comparing the Bristol Motor Speedway to the Colosseum.

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@Waffle_Nida it already is a vacant lot.

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In SWVA, they think Bristol Motor Speedway is as important as the Colosseum in Rome.

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lol at all the butthurt on our new Facebook picture

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Napa is really smoking the competition in #WiseCounty #TheyreOnFire