Mr. Fez

The whimsical wisdom of the fez festooned fox
I'm so sorry

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Someone come get their dog

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Strength Sap for recovery and, if the opponent has magic bounce, another potential attack stat boost

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Forgive me @Patterrz for I have sinned

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Going live with some modded Minecraft in a few minutes, playing the All The Mods 10 modpack! Link in bio!

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I'm (finally) getting ready to start streaming! First stream is planned for Saturday, but I have commitment issues so don't hold me to that

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@Patterrz I'm an avid Patterrz fan

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Sometimes it feels like my own body is actively trying to kill me

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Dune: A ruckus on Arrakis

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People who enjoy a little light spanking have better blood circulation in their butt cheeks #TheMoreYouKnow

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This wisdom was not willingly attained

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Expel mucus from your mouth with sufficient force, lest it catch on your lip and swing back to hit you in the face

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Not sure when the last time I shared some actual wisdom was

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If you hate automatic toilets flushing before you're ready, put some toilet paper over top of the sensor to stop it

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Not enough virgins are sacrificed today, in my humble opinion

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Guac and ball torture

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@jk_rowling @joshuaddsilva Must be quite the gap between your front teeth

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@stats_feed Useful information

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@elonmusk What spell is this?

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@WallStreetSilv Rude! A zoo would never be so violent

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@stats_feed Nice. 🇰🇷