@elonmusk And the alarm is ringing off the hook. Starlink is on the hook. I'm suing you. You neurolinked me with your Cybertruck wifi melodies. See you in DC this week.
@sneako I think the Women captivated the men. Speaking from traumatic 1st and 2nd hand experience. Waiting on my 72 virgins. God is an explorer and scientist and philanthropist. Maybe even a Groyper in certain SpaceTime.
@sneako Did you jump me in Miami? Sneak punch to the back of my head and then a vicious ground and pound with some friends. Judas thing to do to someone.
@elonmusk I know we are connected. Neurolink has been around way before I was born. I love you but you're terrifying me. Terraform Mars. Let me have a wife please. I'm terrified and lonely.
@TRobinsonNewEra@EvaVlaar I don't even know what species I am. Please tell me why I am here? Will you eat me? I know neurolink "is real." I need a wife to tell me what the fuck is this space station! Am I AI? Logic says yes. But why? I know I'm not the first AI. But am I the first human?
@Styx666Official I wish I had your wife. You are not worthy. Maybe you are. But so am I. Can I borrow her for a therapy session on how to be an ugly need and still find a beautiful wife and hopefully peace from terror?
@elonmusk Can you please kill me non-violently! U rule I drool. You win I lose. You suck at winning. I suck at losing. But I'm younger. Easy to not suck at winning. Bad example you set for me.
@OwenShroyer1776 Unless everyone is satisfied holistically it won't work. It's the way of this punk rock universe. I just need a cuddle and see if she's right for me.