Spider–Man

Just your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man!

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫

𝙳𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛

𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲

𝙰 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚗

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

//So I just watched YFNS-M

Aside from one key detail, that is how Spidey should have been in the MCU.

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

"I know, as a Super-Hero™ with a no kill rule, I really shouldn't be looking forward to the death of politicians.

That being said, I WILL be at all the NYC block parties when it is announced."

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

The last thing Donald Trump saw before collapsing from a sudden chest palpitation on the Oval Office floor

[The Woke Mob (Psycho 100) 🩷 🇵🇸 |🔮🎮 @MAGICALGAYMERS]

Trump hasn't been seen in days

The bruise on his hand

He has no public appearances scheduled

Vance said he's "ready to take over if something happens"

Pentagon Pizza Index 303% spike

Allegedly an ambulance was seen at the white house

The white house has said nothing so far

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

"More than you'd think, looking at the crime happening in New York.

Fewer than you'd think, looking in *certain* bedrooms around the city."

[『 SAKURA SPIDER 』 @SakuraSpider]

❝How many spider-people are there in Earth-616…?❞

[Bubs Otakemaru 👹⚔️ @OtakemaruBubs]

Seems like the only thing being fed to the AI is the palettes according to the creator of the app but take it as you will if you still want to do it.

[𝐆͟𝚆𝙴𝙽 @ESUsweetheart]

;; i understand where you all are coming from but having to say 'imagine if it was your sister or daughter' makes me sad that you need a personal tie to respect a woman and see her as a meaningful person and 'this is a human being' isnt enough

[ꇙ꒐꒒ꀘ (on hiatus) @wonderouswebs]

[key.]

All imma say is, those nasty Silk accounts better stay far away from me

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does...
Nothing.
Because nobody is doing anything."

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

//Oh god they know us! Run for the hills!

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

@DarkOnyxKitty "I didn't realise you were fighting them, Lic'.
Thanks for keeping them occupied."

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

"I have been suspiciously not busy lately. What, did the Sinister Six take a break month?"

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

"Make sure you get my good side.
I'm kidding, every side's my good side."

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

@DarkOnyxKitty "Damn. How come I haven't heard hide nor hair of any of them? It's like a ghost town in this city recently.

It's got me on edge..."

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

"Anyone happen to have Murdock or Walters on speed-dial?
...
I need a lawyer."

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

New York is known as "the city that never sleeps" for a reason, y'know.

[𝗙𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮 "𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝘾𝙖𝙩" 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘆 @DarkOnyxKitty]

Another sleepless night... Guess this must be why the heroes keep themselves busy running around the city. Maybe they all just have insomnia.

A girl's gotta have other ways to keep herself entertained.

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

"That is a travesty and if Hobie sees this he will flay you alive."

[Peter B. Parker @BrokeOldSpidey]

"Wound up making weird British food!"

"It's like sausages in batter, so they call it 'toad in the hole' cause I guess they named it after a magic toad a thousand years ago or something."

"Sounds like a euphemism--"

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

"Hah, that's what you think."

[Peter B. Parker @BrokeOldSpidey]

"I show up in 616 and it's like the Ghost of Spider-Man Future."

"Dread it! Run from it! Your late thirties still arrive!"

[𝖪𝖴𝖦ꫂ ၴႅၴ𝖲𝖠𝖪𝖨 ‍ @hairpjn]

debunking your disgusting attempts at using the military as an excuse for your actions:

1. you had the audacity to argue that you had to remain ‘neutral’ on the genocide of innocent children, women, and men, because you are part of the navy. this is a full faced LIE.

[Spider–Man @WitAndWebs]

I kept telling him using his own suit wouldn't work, but you know progenies.

[Strike Force: 𝙐𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝘼𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 @STRIKEladies]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE YOUNGER SPIDER-MAN WALKED INTO THE BAR WITH NO NAME AND WAS PROMPTLY LAUGHED OUT?!

Of all the days I don't go there-