TheGreyWitcher

[TheGreyWitcher @WitcherGrey]

@Fat_Electrician just found out we're expecting our first child and I desperately want to buy a "It's never a war crime the first time" onesie that says "war crime incoming" on the back from bunker branding. Any chance we could see it in the shop in the next 7 months?

[TheGreyWitcher @WitcherGrey]

@Setheris @adventurersrole I'm planning on getting a tattoo based off my first level 20 character sooooo.... nope, you should be fine

[TheGreyWitcher @WitcherGrey]

@FranconianExile I usually cause it by pulling something out of my inventory that we'd forgot I had. Like a holy symbol of a undetermined god. And say... smack a possessed displaced beast with it. It was a campaign with a lot of godly interaction, he had to roll whose it was and what happened.

[TheGreyWitcher @WitcherGrey]

@lion_nest_ @I_am_you9400 Oh, it's a blast. One dm has banned me from playing it again because you end up able to reckless attack and get your sneak attack every round, if you rage and uncanny dodge you quarter damage, AND danger sense gives you advantage when you're trying to use evasion.

[TheGreyWitcher @WitcherGrey]

That moment of "You've got to be kidding me..." when you're sitting at under 10hp, the person flanking with you roles a nat 1, the dm says "roll again" before turning to you and asking "What's your a.c. again?"

[TheGreyWitcher @WitcherGrey]

@SammyAshl3y I wonder how many tabaxi babies have been mistaken for big fluffy house cats by half blind elders?

[TheGreyWitcher @WitcherGrey]

I feel this one an almost spiritual level with so many of my characters crying in sympathy

[SadBoy Factory @danekez]

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons I made a meme...?

[TheGreyWitcher @WitcherGrey]

@GilTheVlogsmith "Man, this couch isn't really comfortable... something keeps jabbing me in the back!" Reaches between cushions and pulls out a slime covered piece of armor. "Well that explains it..."

[TheGreyWitcher @WitcherGrey]

Where else, besides dnd, can you cause true love to find one another, a murder, and someone to become fabulously wealthy, all because you decided to have some fun and pickpocket a cleric? #dnd #irememberonetime #DnDcharacter

[TheGreyWitcher @WitcherGrey]

Going from a high level character to a low level is tough. Before, you could wade through enemies, taking blows from all around. And now... in the first fight I get one shot by a snake. Not a magical snake. A snake. #level1 #dnd #dndproblems #DnDcharacter

[TheGreyWitcher @WitcherGrey]

@urwizards I want a set of these for my dm so bad! Haha

[TheGreyWitcher @WitcherGrey]

@PerformanceRole and fans, Brad/Koren here. Tonight, lets see if I can make it through a session without getting knocked out!