Spotted this at a glance today at the shops. Deeply wished it came with a pile of poo. It doesn't. Will be buying it anyway. Because it's @OfficialBlueyTV. And Buttermilk.
When parents stay a few days away from social media it probably means they're doing a "Bandit" (aka doing infinite loads of laundry that were apparently not used by anyone).
#Bluey#ItNeverEnds
Being a parent basically means you are subject to sudden change in just a couple of seconds, and it is defined by 3 distinct phases: 1) peace, 2) realisation and 3) dying a little inside.
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If you're starting a family, parents need to go through a very long list of classes, consultations and orientations to get "prepared" for the arrival of the child. But, as we can see portrayed by Bandit's chronic pain, one is clearly missing: back strengthening sessions.
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So, I was just #blueybrowsing and found this 👇
https://t.co/sOuWsvwPTd
I cried looking at the pictures so well done @OfficialBlueyTV , well done.
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Her eyes say everything! What do you think is going on in Chilli's mind?
a) "I knew this was your fault"
b) "Get your s**t together, mate!"
c) "You're hopeless, Stripe Heeler!"
d) All of the above
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Kids are experts in putting us in socially awkward situations. They just don't realise the many reasons why you don't want a stranger (or a friend) in your house: the mess, the empty fridge, the fact that you just want to hang around in your underwear. #Bluey@blueypodcast
Ah yes, the Finger-Shaking and the Hand-on-Hips. If you’ve never threatened to take a toy away are you even a parent? Nevertheless, I love how this makes me guilty-free for even #QueenChilli uses her parent power sometimes. #Bluey
Straight out of real life... Can you feel Bandit’s pain when you sit with your kids to watch a movie that‘s filled with songs (aka musicals)? This is my husband turned into a dog cartoon, only thing is that he wouldn’t pay a cent to (willingly) go through this pain. #Bluey