Emotions With John Mulaney

John Mulaney quotes mask all emotions, but we don’t have time to unpack *all* of that.

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Right now, the definition includes offensive and derogatory words such as “dirty,” “wicked,” and “evil.” These can negatively impact the perception of black beauty and culture. It’s time for a positive, racially-unbiased definition. #RedefineBlack @MerriamWebster

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When you find out that @MerriamWebster still defines black as “dirty,” “wicked,” and “evil” ...

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It's important that we have more positive definitions for the word "Black" because how we define words shapes our perception of them. Other dictionaries need to follow @Dictionarycom’s move to enact positive change. @MerriamWebster, let's #RedefineBlack!

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When your hands are wet/sweaty and you try to use your fingerprint on your phone

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When the emotional song hits a little too close to home

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When you’re scared of futons and your friend offers to let you sleep on theirs @JordanWerner15

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Me asking my eyeliner to come out great today

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When you get cat called

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When you did something wrong and your parents call you out on it

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*calls Grandma*

Me: Grandma, mom said n-

Grandma:

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Me and all my personalities gearing up to go out

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Therapist: *first session* Are you depressed?

Me:

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Trying to get those 500 words on an essay

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When your smart af friends are giving their essay topics to the group and they ask what’s your topic

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“The government is just female nudes” @Santana0720

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Professor: I’m just assigning three 50 page readings, a 10 page essay, and the request for your kidneys to sell on the black market so don’t freak out too much

The class:

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Me: is Argentina in South America?
Chick-Fil-A employee walking past:

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Trying to hype yourself up to say “here” when the teacher is taking attendance.