@owenbroadcast Seeing how much that bugged them I graduated to trying to shock them even more.
I would say things like “no, but all my lovers are.” And then wiggle my eyebrows.
I’m not ashamed of trolling them when their men couldn’t even speak to me because of my uncleanness. FU!!
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@owenbroadcast When I still lived in NY and the women missionaries asked if I was Jewish I would really enjoy freaking them out with my answers.
I started with the truth, “No. But my husband is.”
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@EliMcCann It's been a long time since my diaper days but here's a pro tip that still applies -- size up on diapers. Size up, my men!
Once we figured this out and our the diapers were up around their armpits the blowouts were dramatically reduced. Almost nonexistent. Try it!
@ClaudiaReilly11@dieworkwear Hi Claudia! Reading that tweet I realized it was you before I read your name! What a lovely surprise to find you in the comments of one of the best people on Twitter!
@ask_aubry As a Latina, I think the raisins are a lesser crime compared to, well, everything else we see here: the Rice-A-Roni, the iceberg lettuce, the canned tomatoes and the overall plastic, processed, sanitized, deMexicanized, no real vegetables, manufactured food product vibe.