𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚.

''𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐲 '𝐞𝐦 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝.'' |𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘺| 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝖩𝗈𝖾 𝖪𝖾𝖾𝗋𝗒 |Strictly Canon|

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚. @WithTheHeroHair]

{ Dingus }

— The badass babysitter —

— Large mammary enthusiast —

— DM's/plots encouraged —

— Very banter friendly —

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚. @WithTheHeroHair]

@BeezyWriting @voodootwins @BigDicksuasion @BoondockBaby

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚. @WithTheHeroHair]

@BeezyWriting @BigDicksuasion A box? With holes, right?

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚. @WithTheHeroHair]

@ShiningDelicacy [Making a mental note of how much truth to her words there is, he offers a smile and a nod in agreement although a part of him would like to dispute that, but who was he to argue?]

That's a good way to put it, actually. You must have some of your own.

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚. @WithTheHeroHair]

@ShiningDelicacy [Scratches at the back of his neck with a slight grimace.] Or some shit, yeah.

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚. @WithTheHeroHair]

@ShiningDelicacy I just figured for being someone who lives anything but a normal life, I didn't have much of a leg to stand on.

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚. @WithTheHeroHair]

@ShiningDelicacy What, being normal? On second thought...

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚. @WithTheHeroHair]

@ShiningDelicacy You should just chew them, like a normal person.

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚. @WithTheHeroHair]

@ShiningDelicacy I've never ripped my nails off because I was anxious.

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚. @WithTheHeroHair]

[Casually tosses candy wrappers at @ListenUpDingus.]

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚. @WithTheHeroHair]

@ofsmallixms It was Eddie, wasn't it?

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚. @WithTheHeroHair]

Normally I wouldn't complain about half naked women following me, but there's so many of them. They're everywhere.

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚. @WithTheHeroHair]

Proof that I'm the best babysitter, exhibit A:

[Robin Buckley @ListenUpDingus]

This must be how Steve felt after he won his first fight.

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚. @WithTheHeroHair]

@BeezyWriting

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚. @WithTheHeroHair]

@NeverendingDust So what you're saying is, you'll take bathroom duty?

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚. @WithTheHeroHair]

Yeah... So, um- I dunno about that.

[Dustin Henderson @NeverendingDust]

STEVE. CAN YOU GET ME A JOB AT THE VIDEO STORE.