Scott M

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat Fly spray was a good one, that in your hand did wonders. Here the cops will actually catch up with the scum even if it takes time. They must live local. Maybe Dave's mate from the pub, Peter needs to send his uncle round to collect on the invoice for the goods?

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat I used to work in the servo, I weigh less than Dakota Ditcheva, this mound of puss would have got one warning. The complimentary window wash worked wonders, worst case they would be banned, they tend to cry when you won't sell them pie and they are hungry next time.

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat Never any consequences, piss in public, here's the see you next Tuesdays photo, goto the shops and load your bags up, no worries, we pay you and feed you, but mate if you want more. The shops have been built just for you. Yes we are working on more sand and less pork

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat Im 1000% sure there are existing laws for that shite heap mentality filth. Indecent exposure, spreading all your goat grapist medievil STIs, and another 30 laws. They arrest and fine people every Thursday, Friday, Saturday for this behaviour, but not goat lovers because why?

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat Ban all the frocks, men and big black frocks (severely underage cousins/girls/boys). Beards will be banned until all the goat lovers are gone, im sure patroits can make this small sacrifice for the War. Thats is a ban on beards for both males and females. Knitted chin warmers....

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat Ban the whole culture, flags are terrorist support, ban any form of Islam, no negotiations no tolerance, kindly grind all their mosquitoes back into sand for them, then they can sit on it in the cargo holds on the trip back to the sand oasis.

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat @YoungBobRB @RestoreBritain @RupertLowe10 @TheEnglishNed Thats a goat lovers gobbing mouth if ive ever seen one.

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat They need their mouths washed out with Dr Martens, the NHS suggests super gluing honey cured middle bacon on ya Docs. This apparently does nothing, but dave said it may help protect your boots from unsightly scratches from goat lover teeth. Wash until quiet.

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat Send them for work experience at the cardboard box factory. Then send them home to mother

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat Stilettos Dr Martens ultra punk style, a large bag with your 10 knitting projects in it, crazy loud strobe light alarms,
That super concentrated capsicum ointment that does wonders for your dry hands in a gas propelled can. Remember NO baseball bats or English flags, these are..

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat @realDonaldTrump @RealDannyTommo Mr BurnHam consents to 6. Each and every day

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat @realDonaldTrump @RealDannyTommo Poor chap, he can only read the words tattooed on his eye lids "far right racists" when hes so excited about the gobbing he will be doing in a hour, apparently hes going to try six at once today, remember Mr Starmer could only do 3 thats why he had to go. Mrs Rayner likes to.....

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat Now some women in London said these white vans should be replaced by Cargo Bikes. We why the fack is it not happening here?

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat Wouldn't take much for a scum of goat lover gang grapists to be accidentally txt the wrong address, for their Saturday night prayers, would it ladies?

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat Get some 80s punks to super glue him to the nearest toilet,

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat He looks hungry, a few mouthfuls of Dr Martens, and he should be having a cuddly nap.
Dr Martens, Dr Martens Boots......

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat Millions must go, one chance to start swimming or we send you home to mother in a cardboard box, you better run! Yes of course Mr Waters will cry a river, but you make the music for the people/fans. So its ours, if you didn't want to share you could of not sold the albums

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat The majority of the police has been infiltrated by goat lovers, who fire all those who won't gob them, and hire their extended cousin marriage low IQ clan, to force more gobbing.

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat Cricket bats, tennis bats, squash bats, hockey bats, polo racquets, pool ques and 3 sets of darts are ok. Baseball racquets and British flags are level 9 thermonuclear threats, any one with these is certain to un alive 70 trillion engineers and doctors in a genosideofpork

[Scott M @Witherhillstwit]

@TheEnglishPat Talking about Grape is racist against the generations of inbred cousin/sister/brother wife's, they call it breading back in the sand oasis and dont be mean about their freak show shaped skulls. They are triggered by people looking at the Impossible geometric shape on their necks