T.D.

A man without a plan

[T.D. @Witt19Tim]

Note to self: follow Taylor Swift for pregnancy news.

[Mimi J @TheKanehB]

@MsMlynn Yep I’m pretty sure that’s what’s happening now! Let’s see if/who announces a pregnancy- I bet it will be Taylor tbh

[T.D. @Witt19Tim]

Note to self: check back on this prophecy

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

what will happen on both the Republican and Democratic side heading into 2028 is actually very easy to predict. On the Republican side, Tucker Carlson, Joe Kent, MTG and Massie will do a fake populist anti-war anti-Israel larp either by running in the primaries or a third party, and then coalesce around JD Vance and endorse him like RFK Jr. did with Trump. They will thereby hand over their fake epic based anti-war anti-Israel status to Vance to launder him.

On the Democratic side, AOCIA will likely do a presidential run and pretend to be the epic based populist, and then inevitable lose to a Mayo Pete or Newsom or most likely at this point seems Ossoff who is the perfect candidate, Hasan-approved already: a Zionist Jewish supremacist who made a few J-Street like noises and that was already enough to get him the Hasan-pass. And then AOCIA will happily endorse him, and either get a VP spot or a cabinet position and the pseudo-radical statues will be handed over to launder him.

And whoever wins, as ever, Israel wins. Zionism wins. Jewish supremacism wins, and both Republicans and Democrats and their shills will lie that this continuation of their hegemony actually represents a radical epic break with it.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Chaos At Oscars As Chris Hansen Appears On Stage https://t.co/203dsvsLoL

[M.I.A. ⊕ II II II @MIAuniverse]

Waking up this morning, thinking the World has changed but realizing
we didn't eliminate or arrest any pedophiles yet.

[T.D. @Witt19Tim]

@5149jamesli The Protocols of the Elders of Zion

[Steve Inman @SteveInman]

I could use your help with sharing the video below. This is my only favor I'm asking for this year. 😂 Let's crash the Superbowl with my Non-essential Commentary.

[T.D. @Witt19Tim]

Vote for @scubaryan_

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Which Twitter account should I give $10,000 to? Winner decided in 24 hours 🙏🏻@scubaryan_ @kirawontmiss @FearedBuck @ExtremeBlitz__

[T.D. @Witt19Tim]

Heck yeah! @deftones this Friday!

[Deftones @deftones]

the bootleg is now official
3 decades in the making
first look this friday at petco park | 12pm

🎥: @audiomassacre

[T.D. @Witt19Tim]

@AB84 Eww

[Slightly Stoopid @SlightlyStoopid]

"Step Into The Sun" takes you on a journey as the band reflects on life, love and the ones we share it with. Through the energy of Sonic Ranch Studios we were able to capture the organic feel with the whole band jamming 🎸🤘 Out NOW everywhere!

🎧 https://t.co/pnPy0OtNSr

[T.D. @Witt19Tim]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[T.D. @Witt19Tim]

Democrats stick to the same tried script to manipulate their base

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

22 Democrat Senators have published the same embarrassing video. Whichever consultant thought this was a good idea should be fired.

[T.D. @Witt19Tim]

@DarthBecomesMe @lilkd4wg True Romance definitely in the top three

[T.D. @Witt19Tim]

@lilkd4wg Airball

[T.D. @Witt19Tim]

@kwelkernbc why do you use the title of President for Zelenskyy and Putin but not for President Trump. It's such a a cunt move. God bless 🇺🇲

[T.D. @Witt19Tim]

@RFKJr_Official what causes psoriasis?

[T.D. @Witt19Tim]

Trippy music video. Can you guess all the movie quotes?
https://t.co/KTKmHFcDsP

[T.D. @Witt19Tim]

Gavin Newsom is the worst

[James Li @5149jamesli]

🚨 California is about to spend $500 million to DESTROY a dam that supplies water to 600,000 people — in a fire-prone region.

That's right — Gavin Newsom is making sure there's LESS water in a state that's short on water.

⬇️ You won’t believe this story. 1/🧵

[T.D. @Witt19Tim]

@kanyewest gets it