Mr. Witt's Stapler

Helping the world... one staple at a time

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I’m still retired #processout

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Gonna go power wash a house

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Now these boys processed out! https://t.co/SvAqXl954k

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@DrEnthusiastic1 DM me

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Name a more dynamic duo... I’ll wait

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#NewProfilePic

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Wait no I’m not https://t.co/HeZ2JNIi9u

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I am retired

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I am retired

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Our great country has been divided for decades. Sometimes you need protest in order to heal, & we will heal, & be stronger than ever before!

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What's better?

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When u hit them meat & potatoes with a pinch of salt

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This is a must watch... people are so disengaged it is sad. Fox News exposed them - Watters... https://t.co/H54Qa2OlMB

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ESPN E:60 Ernie Johnson My Story https://t.co/YQ2mT4EAQZ

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Tom Brady did NOT disengage ... #GOAT

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When someone talks back to Doug Witt

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Me: What you wanna eat Bae: idc you pick Me:

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"Donald Trump is the 45th president of the United States"

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"Our exam will be in different parts throughout the semester"

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When she says "the judicial branch is the most important branch in the government"

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Let us all remember what the meat & potatoes of Christmas are ...