Luke Wittel

//Compulsive Storyteller// If I am not humming a Dean Martin song, I am probably asleep.

[Luke Wittel @WittelLuke]

“The part is mine it was entrusted to me, it’s mine, MY OWN.”

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Elijah Wood's involvement with 2027 movie Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum is all but confirmed after the actor admitted he felt similar to Ian McKellen, who recently said he couldn’t see anyone else playing Gandalf. https://t.co/vPKR8BKN03

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

ICE agents pointed their weapons at a Minnesota police officer who’s an American citizen. She tried to film the encounter and they knocked her phone out of her hand.

[Luke Wittel @WittelLuke]

@TheCinesthetic Road to Perdition

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@TheCinesthetic The West Wing!

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@PIX11News @PIX11NewsDesk @cnnbrk @CNNPolitics @CNN @BBCBreaking @BBCWorld @NBCNews @RadioCity

[Luke Wittel @WittelLuke]

Names and photos of hostages being displayed on Radio City Music Hall in NYC from the bed of a white pickup truck. Displaying the hashtag
#BringThemHome

[Guy Endore-Kaiser @GuyEndoreKaiser]

Your move, AMPTP.

[😵‍💫 Lewis @LankyLewis]

Tinder but for 27 year old guys who want to throw a baseball in a park for 20-40 minutes

[Luke Wittel @WittelLuke]

Not sure if @TimJDillon noticed that he walked 2 feet by Queen Latifah on the set of The Equalizer today during a marking rehearsal in FiDi. Not sure that he’d care if he did.

[Luke Wittel @WittelLuke]

“That’s Bullsh*t-dickery”
Drunk @MattGourley is my favorite. Would listen to a whole podcast of him pontificating after a few libations. #conan #chillchums

[Luke Wittel @WittelLuke]

You ever have an Irish barista ask you for your order and her accent is so captivating you accidentally order the first thing you see on the menu even though you know full well what you want? Yeah, right..no me neither. #NYCCoffeeShops #Irishaccents

[Luke Wittel @WittelLuke]

Never thought I’d be saying this but I believe Sanna Marin and Putin’s interests are finally aligned.

They both want to see NATO Finn-ished.

#NATO #latenightmonlogue

[Luke Wittel @WittelLuke]

This generation’s “Don’t meet your heroes.” Is “Don’t follow any of your heroes on twitter.” It’s just a matter of time…

[Luke Wittel @WittelLuke]

I judge how well I’m dressed by whether or not the doorman in the building I live next to accidentally opens the door when I walk past. #nyc

[Luke Wittel @WittelLuke]

NYC apartments in a nutshell.

[Luke Wittel @WittelLuke]

@JuliaWittel Yeah if you don’t blink your eyes water, doesn’t matter what you stare at🤙🏽

[Luke Wittel @WittelLuke]

@SallyIsADog @cj_wentz

[The Kyiv Independent @KyivIndependent]

⚡️Six-year-old girl raises Hr 5,000 ($165) for Ukrainian military by playing flute on the street.

Solomiia Reut from Dnipro raised half the sum needed to buy one bulletproof vest, and her mother fundraised the other half on social media.

Photo: Sicheslavska Prosvita/Facebook