Witty Retort

Four wacky boys start a podcast... and then they start a twitter???

Charles
Jasper
Patrick
Trevor

Discord Survivor:

[Witty Retort @WitterRetort]

Whoa mama!! New video for all the fans of the Witty Retort! This one’s a big one… mostly cause we back again!! Check out Trevor’s new haircut in this new video!! Ok we’re done promoting now. Thank you

[Witty Retort @WitterRetort]

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[Witty Retort @WitterRetort]

Whoa mama!! New video for all the fans of the Witty Retort! This one’s a big one… mostly cause we back again!! Check out Trevor’s new haircut in this new video!! Ok we’re done promoting now. Thank you

[Witty Retort @WitterRetort]

Discord Survivor forms are now CLOSED!!! We thank everyone for participating! We shall take some time to look over the form and come to a decision! We again, thank you all!!!

[Witty Retort @WitterRetort]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!

Today is November 26th!! The final day you sign up!

Discord Survivor forms are CLOSING today (Eastern Standard Time) at 5:00 PM EST. That's right, Discord Survivor forms are CLOSING today (Eastern Standard Time) at 5:00 PM EST

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[Witty Retort @WitterRetort]

We don’t associate with you

- Ross

[Skillpion @Skillpion]

Hi guys, I haven’t tweeted in a while. Just tweeted to say that there’s a new me video! A new video I made! Something I drew up wit da @WitterRetort peps! From an old podcast episode! Be sure to give it a watch if you would like!

[Skillpion @Skillpion]

Hi guys, I haven’t tweeted in a while. Just tweeted to say that there’s a new me video! A new video I made! Something I drew up wit da @WitterRetort peps! From an old podcast episode! Be sure to give it a watch if you would like!

[Witty Retort @WitterRetort]

No new episode this week! But what we do have is the discord survivor form!!! Last chance (you have a week) to sign up!! Make sure you do it FAST DO IT FAST SIGN UP NOW NOW NOW NOW BEFORE NOVEMBER 26th!!!

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Hey guys!! New mini witty! In this episode we talk about health care and stuff! Hope to see you there!!!

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Forgot to promote this here but we have a new series and video out now!!!! We call it… WitND. We think it’s pretty clever ahahah… please watch the video.

[Witty Retort @WitterRetort]

Attention everyone! We’re officially hosting #DiscordSurvivor2023 ! No matter how small or large your following is, or what type of content you make, we want you!! Sign Up form closes November 26th, and we’ll select 10 people then! Recording is in December. Hope to see you there!

[Witty Retort @WitterRetort]

Ross again!

Compete against 10 DIFFERENT CHALLENGERS*

I hate my job.

I promise there will be no more corrections. You guys prolly didn’t even notice the screwup until I pointed it out huh. Yeah I thought so. By the end of this year I’LL QUIT!!!

[Witty Retort @WitterRetort]

Hey guys!

Apply to Discord Survivor now for your chance to compete in 10 DIFFERENT CHALLENGES!! It's gonna be awesome and you don't wanna miss it! Applications are due November 26th so make sure you get dem in FAST. And I mean FAST!!!!!! DO IT GO GO GO!

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[Witty Retort @WitterRetort]

Hi! Ross here! There was a screwup

10 different challengers*

Thank you!

[Witty Retort @WitterRetort]

It's what we've all been waiting for... a fun new challenge that YOU can be a part of! Discord Survivor! 10 different challenges, 1 winner. It can be anyone... it can even be... YOU!! Sign up now for the chance to be in Discord Survivor! Announcement Trailer below.

[Witty Retort @WitterRetort]

Hey guys!

Apply to Discord Survivor now for your chance to compete in 10 DIFFERENT CHALLENGES!! It's gonna be awesome and you don't wanna miss it! Applications are due November 26th so make sure you get dem in FAST. And I mean FAST!!!!!! DO IT GO GO GO!

https://t.co/ss1kHB4sc7

[Witty Retort @WitterRetort]

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[Witty Retort @WitterRetort]

It's what we've all been waiting for... a fun new challenge that YOU can be a part of! Discord Survivor! 10 different challenges, 1 winner. It can be anyone... it can even be... YOU!! Sign up now for the chance to be in Discord Survivor! Announcement Trailer below.

[Witty Retort @WitterRetort]

https://t.co/WTF5X9pqyQ

[Witty Retort @WitterRetort]

Come on in and place your bets in this latest episode of The Witty Retort! On this corner… a trained fighter for many years, one of the strongest men in existence… PATRICK LAST NAME REDACTED!! On the other corner, Trevor. Come watch the exciting new episode of the Witty Retort!