Hudson

I'm just here for shits and giggles and I'm all out of shits. Fan of Funnies. Philosopher of the idiotic.

[Hudson @WittlessColin]

Why are there like 10 Fast and Furious while there’s only like 10 Air Buds? Bring the good golden boi back to the big screen.

[Hudson @WittlessColin]

PSA to fancy restaurants: if you give me a dainty container filled with a single tsp of a condiment, then your waiter will be overworked running hundreds of condiment containers for ants to my table.

[Hudson @WittlessColin]

JESUS HAS RISEN AND HIS NAME IS HASSAN HASKINS

[Andrew Marchand @AndrewMarchand]

David Diehl just told a great story on the FAN. Coaches didn’t think Jamarcus Russell wasn’t studying tapes so they gave him blank cassettes. Next day, he said he watched the blitz packages. The tapes were blank.

[Boyan Slat @BoyanSlat]

Good summary of the current status of The Ocean Cleanup, as we’re moving from development to scale-up https://t.co/cH65NkwP1I

[Todd Vaziri @tvaziri]

This image represents the loudest sound ever recorded by human beings.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Oh fuck. I was a huge fan of Norm Macdonald and I essentially ripped off his delivery when I first started acting. I would stay up specifically to watch him on talk shows. He was the funniest guest of all time. We lost a comedy giant today. One of the the all time greats. RIP.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.

[Hudson @WittlessColin]

Idk anyone who has bought a plant for the first time and didn’t go on to buy about 150 more within that year.

[Hudson @WittlessColin]

Law of the Internet no. 27: Any tab that contains music will generate 2+ new tabs of music prior to deletion.

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Just had a bad dream, wish I could go sleep in my mommy bed but I forgot that im 23

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Girl you like a bacon and egg sandwich..you look good

[Hudson @WittlessColin]

Billie Eilish or Lana del Rey and why?

[Hudson @WittlessColin]

No opinion matters except the opinion that all opinions don’t matter.

[Hudson @WittlessColin]

I wonder how long it takes designers to decide where exactly to rip the same $200 jeans that I made for free as a child with constantly skinned knees

[Hudson @WittlessColin]

Jorginho you legend 🤌🤌🤌🤌

[Hudson @WittlessColin]

Fireworks are so overrated. Have you ever seen a light show?