Witty Freeman

Aspiring to be.

[Witty Freeman @WittyFreeman]

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[Witty Freeman @WittyFreeman]

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[Witty Freeman @WittyFreeman]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/0HeY7Z4IHN

[Witty Freeman @WittyFreeman]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/jHEnw5DM09

[Allan Umpherville @_mr_bum]

@GregHilderman Get a new phone #?

[Witty Freeman @WittyFreeman]

Keys to having a sweet life.. get wasted, crash wedding socials, and have unprotected sex with everyone

[Witty Freeman @WittyFreeman]

Let's rent a fucking Fiat and tour the Rockies...

[Witty Freeman @WittyFreeman]

Sushi 8 hours of the coast, poor choice

[Witty Freeman @WittyFreeman]

Don't offer strangers on the bus Dr. Pepper liquorice, frowned upon majorily.. now I know how the guy with the machete felt.

[Witty Freeman @WittyFreeman]

Long ass bus trip accompanied by Velvet Underground, rice crackers and a bunch of magic butter. #maythe5thbewithyou #cinqodemayo

[DRINK WATER @WeDrinkWater]

Water for breakfast.

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

Attention everyone: if you're offended by humor, you're a cunt. Thanks.

[Witty Freeman @WittyFreeman]

Wonder how many stoners greened out in City Park yesterday.. Poor fuckers. #behigh #notlow

[Witty Freeman @WittyFreeman]

@_mr_bum Baha nope, I can't believe someone got me old number fuck.. I have a feeling that guys been getting some muffed up messages

[Witty Freeman @WittyFreeman]

@Rancid All of it! You guys rock tits.. Stoked for the new album.. #comebacktoCanada

[Witty Freeman @WittyFreeman]

@adammothafucka Jewtube

[Witty Freeman @WittyFreeman]

“@FriendlyAssh0le: me, when i see a friend get back with their ex http://t.co/MXjHlDUhpB” @Blamz10 Doh...

[Witty Freeman @WittyFreeman]

Those female leads hit those Nirvana tunes outta the park during the HOF induction night.. #badassbitches

[Witty Freeman @WittyFreeman]

Live in a place where you can golf in the morning and still get pow turns in the afternoon.. #praiseullr

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Insane guy rappels down a vertical rock wall to snowboard at hyperspeed http://t.co/YkBtOSDiae