Peter Parker

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[Peter Parker @WittySpidey]

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What a day...

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Haven‘t seen Deadpool in weeks. There are only two possible explanations for this.

Either he‘s dead, or he‘s found somebody with a better ass than mine.

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// do you think i‘ll ever get this account consistently running?

yeah me neither 😅

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Visited May yesterday and went home with a dozen containers of leftovers. She‘s the best.

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Asleep at his station in the lab after a long day of sweets & science. 💤

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I ate so many sweets. How am I supposed to science now?

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"Yes - okay, I‘ll keep it in mind." These kind of talks were always so bizarre. The distraction was very welcome.

"Oh, yes, definitely!"

[Deanna Black @TheWildling]

"Fair enough, but it can't hurt to let someone know if you're not gonna file an actual police report." She said, her tone somewhat skeptical.
"You want a muffin?"

[Peter Parker @WittySpidey]

Hah. He almost wanted to laugh. "I live in Chinatown. Don‘t think even the superheroes will ever truly get rid of crime around Manhattan. But I‘m fine, it’s nothing to worry about, really."

And he definitely didn‘t wince when he reached for his own coffee. Damn ribs.

[Deanna Black @TheWildling]

"You sure?" She asked kindly, looking over him a bit more closely.
"Not to be a busybody, but what part of the city do you live in? If there's a problem, someone should be telling the vigilantes out there."

[Peter Parker @WittySpidey]

"Huh?" Peter, in turn, looked a bit like a deer caught in the headlights. "Oh - that - I ran into some trouble on the way home from work, no big deal though."

Not a complete lie, after all.

[Deanna Black @TheWildling]

Dean, always so full of tact, emerged with a coffee cup in her hands.
"Who beat you down?" She asked as if it were the start of a casual conversation.

[Peter Parker @WittySpidey]

Crime doesn’t sleep during the holidays, that much is clear!

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Last night was /very/ rough. Think I cracked some ribs, and I’ve got a black eye. Maybe nobody will notice?

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Sometimes I wish the whole secret identity thing wasn‘t an issue because casually swinging into work would be so fun.

[Peter Parker @WittySpidey]

My secret side project has been a wild success, can't wait to try this out!

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@PooloftheDead Oh no, there comes the blush. Yikes.

"Spent another kiss already, then?"

[Peter Parker @WittySpidey]

I could use a hot beverage right around now...

[Peter Parker @WittySpidey]

@PooloftheDead "Aw, hey, thank you! I’ll treasure this forever." In his pocket, for now, but metaphorically right by his heart. Or something. "Only two kisses left now. You better choose wisely."