Anthony Morgado

[Anthony Morgado @WittyTweetsRus]

They can't scare me, if I scare them first." — Lady Gaga

[Anthony Morgado @WittyTweetsRus]

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

[Anthony Morgado @WittyTweetsRus]

Most people are searching for something. The meaning of life, true love, or their place in the world. Me? I'm just trying to find Waldo.

[Anthony Morgado @WittyTweetsRus]

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Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day.

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Don't take life too seriously. It isn't permanent.

[Anthony Morgado @WittyTweetsRus]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

[Anthony Morgado @WittyTweetsRus]

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

[Anthony Morgado @WittyTweetsRus]

Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.

[Anthony Morgado @WittyTweetsRus]

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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[Anthony Morgado @WittyTweetsRus]

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

[Anthony Morgado @WittyTweetsRus]

After Monday and Tuesday, even the week says WTF

[Anthony Morgado @WittyTweetsRus]

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

[Anthony Morgado @WittyTweetsRus]

I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face.

[Anthony Morgado @WittyTweetsRus]

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

[Anthony Morgado @WittyTweetsRus]

A day without sunshine is like night.