Otis T

I used to be matt matthews, culverin norcal. 🇺🇲🇺🇳🇺🇸

[Otis T @WittyWatermelon]

@RonFilipkowski I got worms

[Otis T @WittyWatermelon]

Pawn Stars TV show is actually a reality TV show of a pawn shop written for kids. @pawnstars

[Otis T @WittyWatermelon]

@CoryBooker is doing the Lords work. 🇺🇸

[Otis T @WittyWatermelon]

Shop with instacart and receive 10$. Code : ABA3E88 for 10 dollars.

[Otis T @WittyWatermelon]

Does anyone know the medical term for brain rot? #genalpha #slang #skibidi_toilet

[Hussain “Hoz” Shafiei @HussainShafiei]

This is cool

[Criterion Collection @Criterion]

Goodnight to the incomparable Gene Hackman, a singular force of nature on-screen whose dynamic presence gave life to some of the greatest films of all time. He will be dearly missed. ❤️

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Water insects responding to guitar notes

[Piyush Mittal 🇺🇸🇺🇦🟧🌊🌈 @piyushmittal]

You can no longer volunteer at the V.A

[Otis T @WittyWatermelon]

...and I thought sending jobs overseas was a good idea. #sarcastic

[𝔗𝔯𝔲𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰 @politicsusa46]

He was right then and nobody listened. He’s right now.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Listening to Elon Musk ramble nonsense from the Oval Office like

[Otis T @WittyWatermelon]

Socialism is our police, fire, education, roads and more.

[Otis T @WittyWatermelon]

I'm listening.

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:

-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.

-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.

🧵⬇️

[Otis T @WittyWatermelon]

Thanks, Trump.

[The Associated Press @AP]

US eggs prices hit a record high of $4.95 and are likely to keep climbing https://t.co/JXQBuu8sI7

[Otis T @WittyWatermelon]

I'm listening.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Thousands of Danish citizens are launching an effort to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.

They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”

[The Fourth Musketeer @IV_Musketeer]

skillets ain’t just for cookin’ it appears

nifty method for thawing meat…

[Otis T @WittyWatermelon]

Trade war? I thought you said, "paid more."

[Otis T @WittyWatermelon]

Thanks, Trump.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

Obviously another win for President Trump, as his tariffs have boosted the economy like season 10 of The Apprentice.

[Otis T @WittyWatermelon]

Crypto is barreling down. There is no time for a sale. The market is not stable. Who benefits from no middle class?

[Otis T @WittyWatermelon]

War is torture. Don't be so surprised.