Witzcracka

Sharp as a 🦴, dry as a 📌. Mostly here for pop culture and BS-ing. I also quip; there's some quipping.

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@rejectedjokes Who do you relate to more: Big Pete or Little Pete?

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@AndyRichter Looking good in the new profile pic. 😉

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@trixiemattel We all know what's in the bag: Trixie's pocket pussy.

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@trixiemattel You have the voice of an angle! 👼

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@theryangeorge Finally a film celebrating our Lord and Zavior!

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I have thoughts & opinions. Many are mainstream, some aren't, but I keep nearly all to myself because I want to enjoy #Twitter. You get some jokes, puns, cute dog stuff, a lil fangirl crap & that'll have to do. I want to join, but I also want to keep my sanity.😕#SaturdayThoughts

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@TheKandyMuse Yeah so she was eliminated but she came back to spy for Ru? But for why though? 😆

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@dzennon So far my enjoyment of this season fits in one of Olivia's handbags.

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@theryangeorge It does sort of make you teehee, doesn't it?

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@trixiemattel @YouTube I loved Shea being low-key embarrassed about feeling LiLo's rhyming skills. 😆

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@PFTompkins Brilliant. 👏

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@drewisgooden Where's my goodnight kiss? 😕

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@julesoftheniles So, so good. I miss the 90s. 😆

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@theryangeorge Soooo I'm pretty sure I heard Stripe Shirt Ryan say he's gonna kill Plaid Shirt Ryan. 😬 Wonder if he's related to October Ryan?

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@MarcEvanJackson Why not?

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@trixiemattel America said

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@PFTompkins The 💕 emoji really softens the sarcastic blow. Hey that also starts with a 'B'!

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@Sethrogen For auntie Dionne.

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@SNLinReview Tony and Tony