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not the real wiz.

[HC @WizCLEEFa]

I voted for L. HAMILTON as #F1DriveroftheDay. Make your vote here: https://t.co/cSteyCeydD https://t.co/3Jk6UJID5Z #

[HC @WizCLEEFa]

Those extra 7 million could have been used to help solve world hunger. Just saying. #SuperbowlHalftime

[HC @WizCLEEFa]

I feel like I’ll have made it in life when I can sort an online store from highest to lowest prices.

[HC @WizCLEEFa]

I think “Love is Blind” is a cool concept but of course there aren’t any thic people involved and y’all are missin out. Jusy sayin.

[HC @WizCLEEFa]

...except this one lady duck who is swimming throughout the lake ALONE. I want to invite her over for a galentines brunch so badly.

[HC @WizCLEEFa]

Ok, so there’s this lovely little lake behind my house and i guess it’s that time of year where all the animals start mating and all the baby ducks are paired off, except....

[HC @WizCLEEFa]

@Patontheback3 When are you migrating south??

[Alexis Waters @awatazzz]

OUT OF THE BOX !!!!!!

[HC @WizCLEEFa]

Honestly I’m just trying to enjoy life and pay my bills so leave me alone with all the other bullshit.

[HC @WizCLEEFa]

lmao.

[HC @WizCLEEFa]

what ever torture a human inflicts on an animal is the exact form of torture we should inflict on that human as punishment (times five).

[HC @WizCLEEFa]

RE-FUCKIN-TWEET

[TPS @TotalProSports]

No. 50 gets my vote for Sportsman of the Year.

[ESPN @espn]

.@SpecialOlympics athlete Manali Manoj Shelke shows us that if at first you don't succeed... Try, try again 💪

[HC @WizCLEEFa]

WE ARE NOT WORTHY TO HAVE THESE ANIMALS IN OUR LIFE

[HC @WizCLEEFa]

instead of algebra, I wish I learned how to properly load a dishwasher, you know to effectively pack all of my Tupperware in for prime washing.

[ᴀᴄ ૐ @annaclairerusso]

It gets better every time I watch it

[HC @WizCLEEFa]

@_lil_al this is u

[Caitlin Odom @cbradshaw002]

So like when are me and my friends gonna stop sharing our locations with each other? Like are we gonna be married and have kids and still text each other like “you dropping Timmy off at school?”

[HC @WizCLEEFa]

You know what I’ve learned from Amazon? People will literally comment and complain about anything. Pick an item, someone has complained about it.