Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯

some kind of creature 🐻🐐🦇 taken 🖤 he/him 🐻 nsfw 🔞 bear enthusiast 🐻 nature enjoyer 🐻 dog owner 🖤horse rider 🖤 property of @StarliteCritter 🐶 gr

[Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯 @WizardBeastie]

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🐻 Einar

🐻 Likes: Honey, conservation + ecology, salmon, fresh fruit.

🐻 Dislikes: Deforestation, poaching, hot days.

🐻 Bear but weirder!?!?

🐻 Forest creature that can and will speak for the trees. 🌲🌳🌲🌳

[Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯 @WizardBeastie]

@StarliteCritter She didn’t even comment on the heart shaped caramelized onions and mushrooms on her steak smh

[Obsolete Sony @ObsoleteSony]

The greatest pocket consoles ever created.

[Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯 @WizardBeastie]

This is such a big deal to me nothing like this ever happens to me

[Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯 @WizardBeastie]

When the last member of one of your favorite gospel / R&B groups shows up to the nail salon and you can’t get her autograph because of the fact that it’s a damn nail salon

[Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯 @WizardBeastie]

@StarliteCritter Prettiest horse I’ve ever dang seen 🖤

[Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯 @WizardBeastie]

Good: after years of reading im finally caught up with the Dresden Files

Bad: struggling to find anything that hits like the Dresden Files

Worse: all I want to do is talk about the Dresden Files but none of my friends have read the books

[Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯 @WizardBeastie]

I fuck with the Greeks because they took me with no questions asked and said “happy Easter, how much lamb do you want?” I said “how much can I have” and the guy laughed and just started putting food on my plate.

Christos a-freakin-nesti, brother.

[Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯 @WizardBeastie]

Christos freakin anesti, dude

[Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯 @WizardBeastie]

@StarliteCritter Literally the same dude

[Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯 @WizardBeastie]

On an EXTREMELY hot date I hope she likes me

[Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯 @WizardBeastie]

New earbuds came in so setting PBs at the gym blasting this full speed. https://t.co/k75s4Cfijk

[Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯 @WizardBeastie]

Forgot to show off some new additions to the Jungle Bucket Corner (thank you again @StarliteCritter 🖤)

[Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯 @WizardBeastie]

Modded PSP > games on yo phone (except for Umamusume duh)

[Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯 @WizardBeastie]

Ah yes. Another Item for my Thing collection.

[Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯 @WizardBeastie]

@_futurecorpse_ @StarliteCritter Good. Make him strong.

[Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯 @WizardBeastie]

There’s a joke here but I just like things :)

[Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯 @WizardBeastie]

Sitting across from the most beautiful creature on gods earth, thanking god for this day years ago when the stars aligned and she was born. Happy birthday @StarliteCritter

[Einar Dyzanimos 🐻🌳🍯 @WizardBeastie]

Forever lamenting what Zendayas music career could have been