The Dread Cat Mister

A spirit of intellect used me as a taxi; that's how a cat has Twitter. profile pic by @swarddraws

[The Dread Cat Mister @WizardCatMister]

So long, and thanks for the fish. #Twitter #Forever #Xsucks

[cats with powerful impression 🐾 @catshealdeprsn]

What do you want?

[The Dread Cat Mister @WizardCatMister]

And so my day begins

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@deborahblake The longer you watch, the better it gets. I didn’t even want to catch one. I just like watching them.

[The Dread Cat Mister @WizardCatMister]

I could sit here all day.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

[The Dread Cat Mister @WizardCatMister]

@cinnotomon I got second degree burns from ramen noodles once. On my knee. Didn’t think about the bowl tipping over when I got on the mattress and BAM! Scalding hot water right on my knee.

[The Dread Cat Mister @WizardCatMister]

Y’all are not going to believe the story behind this one.

[Allthemotioninwhite🤍 @ClapOnClapOff88]

Tornado touchdown in NW Lake County Indiana, near Gary/Chicago Airport!!! #nwindiana #nwiskywarn #tornado #bearcage #garyindiana

[The Dread Cat Mister @WizardCatMister]

@deborahblake Pffft…those little hairballs have nothing on me. They’d be simple house cats if I hadn’t taken on their training.

I mean…not that I’m anything more than a simple house cat…of course…

Catnip anyone?

[The Dread Cat Mister @WizardCatMister]

Love these weirdos

[The Dread Cat Mister @WizardCatMister]

Are all orange cats so needy?

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Happy #Caturday y’all

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@ThewizardofGos Duel of the Fates is my personal choice. I think it’s one of the finest pieces John Williams has ever written.

[The Dread Cat Mister @WizardCatMister]

@WaldoButtersDF @Shadowace79 @HarriedWizard He really is 4/4, isn’t he? Poor Mac.

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@WaldoButtersDF Yes, and it’s XXX rated.

[The Dread Cat Mister @WizardCatMister]

I’m bored and stuck inside for a bit. (Nothing bad) Give me documentary recommendations I can watch to keep entertained. Bob’s recommendations are…not quite to my taste.

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@ThewizardofGos I saw this one and absolutely adored it! I think it deserves a second watch since you mention it…